Well, originally I did this song as a cheesy, laid-back 80's rap song, but the version I'm leaving here for you guys is the funk version I did with my band.

The band name is Ex-John Valdez and the Rogue Iceburgs.

Yes, we have a harmonica player in the band, but that isn't even the best part. The best part about all of this is that this was a fake band I used as a front to put up my songs. Some booking guy working for a local venue (The Howlin' Wolf) was a band or two short for an indie showcase, and he saw my band and thought, "Wow, this guy is really different from everyone else and will get a quick laugh or two. This will be a great opener." So, after getting a band together in a week, I played my first gig as the front man for Ex-John.

Three months later we recorded this demo for a friend's engineering test, and it didn't actually sound like crap.

tl;dr: I'm awesome. Enjoy!