and i am supposed to believe you?
But why not...?
Overall a very humorous piece.
You could try making a flash about this...
shit all over his legs. lol.
LOL "Damn girl, you smell nice"
"I tried to use the toilet seat cover"
"I didn't want any cling-ons"
OMFG The funniest songs I've ever heard from you!
I couldn't stop laughing until the song ended!!!
The worst part about it is that I can relate!! I'll never forget that...was getting ready for my baseball game...all down my uniform pants...never made it to the game. Oh well, I think it rained that day ;-)how embarassing. I'd probably give it a 3, cuz it's freekin funny, but I give it a 5 cuz it being so familiar makes it freakin HILARIOUS!! Nice work.
Sounded very like Frank Zappa, but, you know, sick! I loved the deep voice bits 'You shit your paaants'. Is that you on bass? Cos it's damn sweet.
Please contact me if you would like to use this in a project. We can discuss the details.