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Sex With Trees Acoustic.

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Another quick song, sorry about the recording it's not very good. If you like check out the one on youtube! http://www.youtube.com/wa tch?v=OeojBnT2d-Y
Comments always welcome, how did it make you feel? :P

When I'm stood in a forest, I clearly have wood,
All theses long leggy ladies looking pretty good.
I take out my drill, drill a 12 inch hole,
my woodpecker is reaching for its goal.
Thats a nice piece of ash, and theres one fine pine.
I'm one with nature, and I mean it this time.

My toes are tickled when i'm standing in weeds,
I can't stand it and I cover them with my seeds.
I can only get beech when it is winter,
I have to be careful I don't get a splinter.
Sometimes I take the risk, when the its overpowering,
doesn't matter about age, she can still just be flowering.

I used to be happy with my hole in the wall,
now I'm at the top canopy, I hope I don't fall.
When I said doggy style, she thought it would involve piss.
I get excited when I think of photosynthesis.
I knows she liking it too, shes giving me sap,
Theres junk in her trunk, I give it a tap.

I got ants in my pants,because there on the floor,
I think for sure i'm at this trees core.
When christmas I near, I get a slight bulge,
forget the presents i'll cover the tree in mulch.
Save the forests, i'm part of that campain,
tree hugging will never be looked at the same.
Grinding and chainsaws fire and gasoline
I just want to be alone, with me the tree and vacilean.

One day I was passing the garden centre,
the scent of bark made me enter.
It was like a reflects I couldn't refrain,
My woodpecker I couldn't quite contain.
Children in the cafe sheild your eyes,
husbands please hold back your wives,
I unzip and strip, pray and hope,
as I run towards the most beautiful oak tree< couldn't hold that note :P


So romantic

You are a great writer and singer. I hope you make more.

monkeybars responds:

Thank, I wanted to make it romantic so i'm happy that you spotted the :D


"hope I don't get a splinter" Ha HA Your a great song maker, listen to 5 times and I'm still laughing! Really Creative

monkeybars responds:

Haha, you have listened to it more than me, when I get the knowledge I want to add pianos and things but until then, it's just me and my guitar.
'I got ants in my pants because there on the floor.'

xD haha nice

Hahaha! good job, did you make up the whole thing by your self?

major props dude, good job.
they gatta put this on SNL skit then make a vid.

monkeybars responds:

Yeah, I just random wrote it, it all poured out once I started, I had to take out lines about acorn porn though, didn't fit. Thanks for the kind review, whats a SNL skit? I'm in New Zealand? Might not have heard of it?


Wow your really talented. I love the lyrics. It made me laugh. Well its hard to give any pointers for your songs since i only make DnB. :P
All i can say keep the good work!

monkeybars responds:

As long as it made you laugh thats all that matters! :D Thanks for the review! I will be sure to upload most song onto the internet! :D
Thanks again :D

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Credits & Info


4.27 / 5.00

Apr 28, 2009
5:38 PM EDT
Classic Rock
File Info
3.1 MB
3 min 27 sec

Licensing Terms

Please contact me if you would like to use this in a project. We can discuss the details.