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Sex With Trees Acoustic.

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Another quick song, sorry about the recording it's not very good. If you like check out the one on youtube! http://www.youtube.com/wa tch?v=OeojBnT2d-Y
Comments always welcome, how did it make you feel? :P

When I'm stood in a forest, I clearly have wood,
All theses long leggy ladies looking pretty good.
I take out my drill, drill a 12 inch hole,
my woodpecker is reaching for its goal.
Thats a nice piece of ash, and theres one fine pine.
I'm one with nature, and I mean it this time.

My toes are tickled when i'm standing in weeds,
I can't stand it and I cover them with my seeds.
I can only get beech when it is winter,
I have to be careful I don't get a splinter.
Sometimes I take the risk, when the its overpowering,
doesn't matter about age, she can still just be flowering.

I used to be happy with my hole in the wall,
now I'm at the top canopy, I hope I don't fall.
When I said doggy style, she thought it would involve piss.
I get excited when I think of photosynthesis.
I knows she liking it too, shes giving me sap,
Theres junk in her trunk, I give it a tap.

I got ants in my pants,because there on the floor,
I think for sure i'm at this trees core.
When christmas I near, I get a slight bulge,
forget the presents i'll cover the tree in mulch.
Save the forests, i'm part of that campain,
tree hugging will never be looked at the same.
Grinding and chainsaws fire and gasoline
I just want to be alone, with me the tree and vacilean.

One day I was passing the garden centre,
the scent of bark made me enter.
It was like a reflects I couldn't refrain,
My woodpecker I couldn't quite contain.
Children in the cafe sheild your eyes,
husbands please hold back your wives,
I unzip and strip, pray and hope,
as I run towards the most beautiful oak tree< couldn't hold that note :P



Good song, I used it in a video for school

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OMG , genious funny XD

OMG OMG OMG , THIS IS GOLD BOY !! lol , so funny and original XD lyrics is nice too


that is just hilarious

Redo it without the errors ASAP, IT'S HILARIOUS!!

It's hilarious, awesome, catchy...just KICKASS all over! 5/5, fave'd ect...lol

good song

but your own lyrics aren't even right... and you said gasoline twice instead of saying vasoline.. nice one

yea, i'm the guy that picks apart a song about tree sex

monkeybars responds:

Haha, I hoped no one would pick up on that :D
Good work for spotting though!
Thanks for the review

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Credits & Info


4.27 / 5.00

Apr 28, 2009
5:38 PM EDT
Classic Rock
File Info
3.1 MB
3 min 27 sec

Licensing Terms

Please contact me if you would like to use this in a project. We can discuss the details.