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Al on Guitar, FUNK on drums. Even in milk.

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Here from territory war. My favorite song from the four starting maps. Not a metal fan, but still good. I would love to hear a remix of this made on easy rock. Territory war; one of the most influential flash games to ever be on the internet
Edit: I have added it to my favorites, and am #69 to do so

I came here for Territory war, but I stay because the entire song is a little jewel lost in time. Definitely one of the best rock songs in Newgrounds; My favorite part is the guitar, the distortion is pretty crunchy, not to mention the main riff sounds addictive. I don't know if there's a bass, but if is the case, then the bassist made a decent job, maybe typically following the guitar. And the drums, another of my favorite parts. Simple, but the sound is creative. Amazing job with no doubt, I'm glad to see people here despite the time.

FUNKbrs responds:

I never get tired of these positive nostalgia reviews. Makes my day every time. Thanks!

Hi, Funk, I just looked at the comments and man... this is rough, I wish your friend would've just started winning his own money from concerts. Anyways, that's not really why I'm here, I'm here because of the nostalgia your song gave me, I know this is Heavy Metal but the guitar makes it sound a bit like a hardcore country tune, one word I have for you: BADASS
It's nice to know a person so genuine like you still replies to messages after all these years, that proves you've done everything for fun all along, you have my respect!

Yo, just like anyone else, I actually came here from my childhood game, Territory War.

However, I heard through your Youtube comment that Al, your guitarist, is in jail. How did that happen?

FUNKbrs responds:

That's a bit of a dark story. Al... was a bit of a meth addict and a compulsive liar. There was a period of time when Al was living in a storage facility where he worked part time as a mover and we would also practice. He would often claim to come up with "tips" from moves consisting of precious coins, jewelry, and musical equipment. Being well aware of the storage facility's insurance policy, he had been committing numerous small thefts from storage units for extra cash, knowing the thefts would be covered and the victims would receive full value for their property, which they weren't even using. His employer had installed some new cameras and he "thought" he knew where they were. However, some of the cameras were infra red and were set up behind a wall through which they could still video easily. On these new cameras, he was caught and arrested. We were actually in the storage unit practicing and smoking when the cops showed up with his picture. Never saw him again in the flesh after that. He'd been in and out of jail a few times before this for various charges for which his story changed and was unreliable. At the time of his arrest Al claimed to have been making 18 dollars an hour, but his personal records recovered from the storage unit showed he'd been working fewer than 20 hours a week at 9.25 an hour. He was basically living off bean and rice cups from Taco Bell. He'd stolen from me in the past, and was apparently very far in debt with the bass player. The storage unit was unheated, so he lived in a tent with a space heater in the winter. He was a great guitar player, but goddamn, there had to be a line.

Hello! I'm another one who came here for Territory War.

FUNKbrs responds:

You guys really do warm my stone cold heart.

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FUNKbrs
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Listens
13,677
Faves:
70
Downloads
1,114
Votes
60
Score
4.64 / 5.00

Uploaded
Apr 19, 2005
10:31 PM EDT
Genre
Heavy Metal
File Info
Song
3.2 MB
3 min 1 sec

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