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The Titty Ditty

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The idea behind this song was as simple as it was juvenile...

drum riff: tit - titty - tit - titty
bass riff: boob - boob - booby - booby

After that... the words pretty much wrote themselves. I had a lot of fun google-researching the multitude of different names for breasts... there's hundreds. I've selected a few of my favourites for you.

Some point up, some point down
Some ladies make them swing around
Some are big, some others, small
I tell ya, boys, I love 'em all!

Titties! Talkin' 'bout titties, man...
Titties! Also known as hooters, boobs 'n' cans...

I love all kinds of boobs
Big 'n' perky... little ones too
Damn I love sweet juicy cans
I love 'em even better when they're in my hands!

Titties! Talkin' 'bout titties, dude...
Titties! How I want to see them in the nude...

When you jiggle and shake them knockers
It damn near sends me wild
And cleavage, man, it's a hell of a thang
Like candy for a child!

Titties! Talkin' 'bout titties, man...
Titties! Also known as poached eggs, warheads, milk jugs,
honkers, norks and mammary glands!

On the seventh day He rested
On the eighth day He made boobs
If it's true that God made titties
I guess I love him too

Titties! Talkin' 'bout titties, dude...
Titties! How I want to see them in the nude...
Titties! Talkin' 'bout titties, man...
Titties! Whatever you call 'em, I'm a fan!



It was funny xD

TheBardOfBlasphemy responds:

thanks dude :D


lol,that was weird...

TheBardOfBlasphemy responds:

hehehe. you rock xass.


okay but different i suppose

I liked how the beat and bass line were just made up with 'titty ditty' and 'boob' was strangely entrancing :P didn't find it that funny tho, not lol funny anyhoo. i found the verses catchier than the chorus which was a weird thing but this song has a wierd subject matter so i'll let ya off :P

TheBardOfBlasphemy responds:

ok... thanks for the listen and review, though!

yeah, i guess weird is what i was going for, as much as anything :P

cheers again.


funny, catchy and NICE AS HELL
but what program did you use?

TheBardOfBlasphemy responds:


um... i use protools, but Audacity would've been just as easy to achieve it, i think.

if you need more info about audio gear, PM me.

thanks for the listen!

perverted dumb and not even country

Put in the other categorys not country

TheBardOfBlasphemy responds:

lol... i love that summary... you've captured the essence of this song perfectly.

Seriously, though, if you're going to say "not even country" and give a zero... i think it would only be fair to suggest what category it DOES belong to.

It's got me fucked...

Cheers for the shitty review!

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Credits & Info

4.09 / 5.00

Apr 20, 2009
10:52 AM EDT
File Info
1.6 MB
1 min 46 sec

Licensing Terms

Please contact me if you would like to use this in a project. We can discuss the details.