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The Titty Ditty

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Author Comments

The idea behind this song was as simple as it was juvenile...

drum riff: tit - titty - tit - titty
bass riff: boob - boob - booby - booby

After that... the words pretty much wrote themselves. I had a lot of fun google-researching the multitude of different names for breasts... there's hundreds. I've selected a few of my favourites for you.

Some point up, some point down
Some ladies make them swing around
Some are big, some others, small
I tell ya, boys, I love 'em all!

Titties! Talkin' 'bout titties, man...
Titties! Also known as hooters, boobs 'n' cans...

I love all kinds of boobs
Big 'n' perky... little ones too
Damn I love sweet juicy cans
I love 'em even better when they're in my hands!

Titties! Talkin' 'bout titties, dude...
Titties! How I want to see them in the nude...

When you jiggle and shake them knockers
It damn near sends me wild
And cleavage, man, it's a hell of a thang
Like candy for a child!

Titties! Talkin' 'bout titties, man...
Titties! Also known as poached eggs, warheads, milk jugs,
honkers, norks and mammary glands!

On the seventh day He rested
On the eighth day He made boobs
If it's true that God made titties
I guess I love him too

Titties! Talkin' 'bout titties, dude...
Titties! How I want to see them in the nude...
Titties! Talkin' 'bout titties, man...
Titties! Whatever you call 'em, I'm a fan!



Seemed like it was too short, though. Anyway, the lyrics were cleverly written. I've enjoyed a lot of what I've heard from you, though this one's by far my favorite. It had an upbeat and very enjoyable tune. I look forward to more from you.


TheBardOfBlasphemy responds:

cheers, man. Yeah... too short... but in a way, that leaves people hanging out for more. Thanks for the listen and for checking out a couple of my othes.... you rock!



hmmmm... so i guess the Earth was finished in 8 days

i love the bass riff

this could b a newgrounds classic!!!!


(o)(o) (.)(.) nd for the guys who like 'em huge... ( O )( O )

they look like eyes... but who cares???

TheBardOfBlasphemy responds:

hahaha... but aren't they the nipples? huge nipples?

thanks a lot for checking this out... you rock!

currently singing at the titty club

Im more of a butt man my self but great all the same

TheBardOfBlasphemy responds:

haha... you'd be surprised how many people told me that after listening to this :D


You really did a great job!

i like the rythm, and you've got yourself some nice lyrics. are you singing it yourself? if so, i love your voice ^^

TheBardOfBlasphemy responds:

yeah, i sang it... cheers a lot man!


This song is great, I love it!

( . )( . ) rules!

TheBardOfBlasphemy responds:

and titties love you, my friend... yes they do.


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Credits & Info

4.09 / 5.00

Apr 20, 2009
10:52 AM EDT
File Info
1.6 MB
1 min 46 sec

Licensing Terms

Please contact me if you would like to use this in a project. We can discuss the details.