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Apr 20, 2009 | 10:52 AM EDT
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1.6 MB
1 min 46 sec
4.08 / 5.00

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The idea behind this song was as simple as it was juvenile...

drum riff: tit - titty - tit - titty
bass riff: boob - boob - booby - booby

After that... the words pretty much wrote themselves. I had a lot of fun google-researching the multitude of different names for breasts... there's hundreds. I've selected a few of my favourites for you.

Some point up, some point down
Some ladies make them swing around
Some are big, some others, small
I tell ya, boys, I love 'em all!

Titties! Talkin' 'bout titties, man...
Titties! Also known as hooters, boobs 'n' cans...

I love all kinds of boobs
Big 'n' perky... little ones too
Damn I love sweet juicy cans
I love 'em even better when they're in my hands!

Titties! Talkin' 'bout titties, dude...
Titties! How I want to see them in the nude...

When you jiggle and shake them knockers
It damn near sends me wild
And cleavage, man, it's a hell of a thang
Like candy for a child!

Titties! Talkin' 'bout titties, man...
Titties! Also known as poached eggs, warheads, milk jugs,
honkers, norks and mammary glands!

On the seventh day He rested
On the eighth day He made boobs
If it's true that God made titties
I guess I love him too

Titties! Talkin' 'bout titties, dude...
Titties! How I want to see them in the nude...
Titties! Talkin' 'bout titties, man...
Titties! Whatever you call 'em, I'm a fan!



Rated 5 / 5 stars

no comment

when i saw the lyrics down below i thought it would be dumber than it really was.... and it wasnt all that dumb... tho the raging boner this song about the female breast will not go away for a while* good work in short*

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TheBardOfBlasphemy responds:

haha... no comment :P


Rated 5 / 5 stars


i love this song, i'm putting it on my ipod lol, now you need to make a song about butts :)

TheBardOfBlasphemy responds:

haha... awesome... it's great to know that a few people are spreading the word about the glory of boobs.

my gf told me i had to make a song about cocks now... i told her i think that'd be going a bit far...

cheers man!


Rated 4.5 / 5 stars


A nice song, but not one to listen to with an older relative in the room

TheBardOfBlasphemy responds:

hahaha... unless it's that dirty old uncle that embarasses everyone at family gatherings :D


Rated 5 / 5 stars


I was sort of expecting a rude song about men objectifying women. I can't say if it is, I am too busy totally loving it! Freaking best stuff ever.
Awesome voice, amazing lyrics.
And I agree, boobs are great. After listening to this, I am going out in the world, showing more cleavage than ever and be proud over it. I am also going to be singing this everywhere I go. Dunno if those are the best things I can do, but whatever. The end.

TheBardOfBlasphemy responds:

Well... i hope people don't see it as a "men objectifying women" thing... that wasn't the intention. Boobs are great! Obviously, if it ends there, then that person is shallow beyond belief. That's not usually the case.

haha... i hope you do go around singing this... just don't blame me if you get a few funny looks :P


Rated 5 / 5 stars

cleavage is one hell of a drug.

it's so simple but SO catchy! it's GREAT! i have a new viewpoint on God now. i'd offer constructive criticism but i can't think of anything to make it better! it's catchy and it's about boobs. what more could you want?

TheBardOfBlasphemy responds:

haha... join me in my religious awakening!

what more could you want?