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This is my long submission to newgrounds. long... yes...
I worked for 9 hours to get it to this point. and hope it is fit for submission.
It is just a nine minute story, about the conspiracies that occur within newgrounds. but please... please give it a chance. it does keep getting better. By the way, i spent most of the time working on making twists and turns in the plot, to introduce more interesting characters! well, i hope you enjoy my submission. and Thanks to you "fat jet boy thingy" for creating a wicked contest for us plebs to partake! finally, a point to my existence! :D:D:D
Hope this project kicks off for all us voice actors...


Bubbles good.

Awesome stuff. You write really good, and your voice isn't bad. We need to write something.

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Stalagmite responds:

YAY! voices are shit in this. i am better than this now. =D thanks so much chicken piss! oh and i would have prefered a score of 11

Filled with much LOL moments

I loved your main character's voice, kind of reminded me of Meowth. This story was over the top and well put together, congrats. I would love to record voice acting!

Stalagmite responds:

haha! fantastic man! i am really pleased someone can enjoy past the contest!
the main voice, it is my favourite one too. :D:D:D well man thanks for your 10 and awesome review! you kick ass! :D:D:D and by the way. jus get a mic and have a go yourself! if you need help i am here! :D:D:D take care and good luck!


I knew you would kick ass on this one! Funny as hell, great job.

Stalagmite responds:

thanks alot buddy! i worked hard on it. but i dont think it was worthy of third place. i could see so much wrong with it. i definately know how to imprvove. but it will take years to get my voice acting to the stage of all the other voice actors here.
i just wanted a little publicity to get my voice in a cartooN! lol.
thanks for your support dude! and i look forward to hearing your next entry to the competition!
stalagmite. :D:D:D




Wow... that... was... TERRIFIC. I laughed at everything in this. And lol are you mentioning me just so ill give you a high score? WELL IT WORKED YOU BASTARD. This acting was waaayyy unexpected. It was VERY good. You do a very well british womans voice! and the gay voice was just too funny. This was the most original one so far, thats for sure.


Dylawrence said:

Suggestions: some of the sound effects sound a little out of place, and could be a little cleaner.
Compliments: I LOVE how you made fun of the same contest you're entering, and it's entertaining the entire 9ish minutes. You're definitely winning something I hope!

sirjeffofshort said:

(Personal note: as a writer this was my favorite entry, if this were a writing competition he would have had my top vote no problem haha, just felt the others had a better show of range and fit)

Stalagmite responds:

i am so pleased you enjoyed this LOL. i was really worried that it sucked the big one. i am really pleased that i got third place though. i was sure there where much better ones than this. but i am not complaining! the sound effects where done using a keyboard. because i had no programmes or anything. everything was done via the keyboard. and the sound effects where applied to the original instruments via reaper. and OMG lol, the gay voice? i didnt intentionally do any gay voices! hahaha!
if you mean the main character it is the voice of the kitty in my puppet show.

I certainly didnt mind making fun of the contest. it was all in good humour, and i felt it could relate to everyone juding and entering. i certainly plan on making all my entries as interesting as possible! and i will certainly try to improve my range and effects though. i appreciate everyones constructive criticisms, and evryones input. and thanks Fat kid! you rock. :D:D:D

3rd place! yayness! horay!


Nice voice acting, but what really makes this great is the silly little tunes and instruments in the background. Adds a unique element. Holy Smokes, the pop-up part at around 2:30 was freaking genius! Soo funny, I laughed out loud. LOL Good job.

Stalagmite responds:

yay! lol. i dont beleive you listened to it that far in! lol. most peeps get bored easy! lol.
thanks alot for your awesome score and vote :D
and yeah, i added the popup at the last minute. NOW, i am glad i did LOL.
Thanks. :D

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Credits & Info


4.12 / 5.00

Mar 2, 2009
7:18 PM EST
Voice Demo
File Info
7.3 MB
9 min 7 sec

Licensing Terms

Please contact me if you would like to use this in a project. We can discuss the details.