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some of the details of MMORPG's i may have gotten wrong. i haven't played one since Asheron's Call when i was sixteen.

I met her in a MMORPG
she was an elf and a thief
she went rogue, pk'd the whole scene
my heart was all she took from me

before i logged out
i sent her a line
what's your aim girl, we should
chat up some time

she replied real quick
my name is vulcanchick
battlestar's on i have to dip
a couple of clicks and i was beating my dick

as the months passed and as i got older
my skin cleared up and i became bolder
i thought and i fretted and came up with this plan

i grabbed my mom's purse and used her good credit
to get my new love a first class plane ticket
and bring her to me, so i could lose my virginity

but as the gate came open
and she came running
there was something i couldn't understand
my internet girlfriend was a man

i don't care
i love her
or him!



I found this quite funny, sounds like a really desperate teen or something

TheLameSauce responds:

hey thanks. i was hoping to catch the desperate nature of the sedentary internet hermit.

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3.37 / 5.00

Feb 24, 2009
11:23 AM EST
General Rock
File Info
1.7 MB
1 min 54 sec

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