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Homage to Mr Goatse

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This was like a spontaneous fun project to show the world my love at Valentine's day! Fuck you, world! Gimme some Venus next time!
Only took about two hours and was surprisingly fun to make... Damn, I'm sweatin like a motherfucking pig!
Have a taste of kirk Johnson, translated into a beautiful and harmonical melody, combined with my angel like singing voice!
I need a beer... here are the lyrics... ass...

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Homage to Mr Goatse

Uaaaargh!
Mwahahahaha!
C'mon!
Let's go!

This is the story of a man named Kirk Johnson
Who had the ability to uargh...
Open his fucking asshole
As wide as a motherfucking goat
He's now known under the alter ego "goatse", motherfuckeeeer!
Yaaaaaau*oughcoughcoughco ugh*
Ok, let's go!

There was once some guy named Kirk
Spredin his ass cheeks really wide
Showin us his guts
Made me scream insiiiiide!

He's a motherfucker
Who shows his hole to all the world
Long shall be remembered
The butt that has destroyed your childhood
Bitch!

Watch this anus
Kirk Johnson's anus!

Goatse!
Goatse!
Goatse!
Ja, Goatse!

Was für ein Arsch!
So ein Arsch!

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LOL! xD
It's like an Anal Cunt, but thousand times better! :D



I am Leonard Cohen, I invented Goatse.


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WAHAH awesome

This is loved by my little eardrums~ <33

love, love,loove! /threw anus) no nah

But still..lovely track <3



Beautiful.

What a bum!
Such an ass!


Kottbullar responds:

Oh yeah! New review!
Glad you liked it man


holy awesome batman!

this!


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Kottbullar
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Score
3.33 / 5.00

Uploaded
Feb 14, 2009
4:01 PM EST
Genre
Heavy Metal
File Info
Song
1.8 MB
1 min 59 sec

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