A story for people with slow internet to read while the music loads.

OK, So I remember reading this short story about how Genghis Khan learned a life lesson and that he changed and stuff. Right, starting the story...

So Genghis was playing horsies with his drinking buddies, trampling things, urinating on crops, stuff like that. Then Genghis decided that he was drunk enough as is and bid goodbye to his friends and headed to his castle in New Hampshire, which was a few miles away from his current location, which was Olde Iraq. He came across two paths to New Hampshire, a short one and a long one. Being the manly man he is, he decided that the long path would do him good, so he called for his blue tit and headed over to his home over in New Hampshire.

The path to his house was dreaded and filled with hazards, such as Loch Ness Monsters, Demons and Al Gore. But he defeated them all, and he got midway to his destination. And he was very very parched. So he spotted a waterfall with cool water dripping down, it was a small one, about the size of a kiddy pool, but it was enough for him. So he took his flask and collected water, which was a very taxing task because of the very minimal water flow. So, eventually, after twenty minutes, his flask was full. So, he began to drink. BUT, just before the flask touched his lips, his pet tit knocked the flask away from his mouth. Being the patient saint he is, he ignored what his dear pet did. He tried once more and his pet repeated. And he tried again, and again until his patience was run out. So, he ate his tit, and decided to climb to the top of the falls, having all the water he could have. Little did he know, that a dead deer was present in the falls, contaminating it.

Then, Genghis jumped down from the peak of the falls, all the way to where he left his horse. Then, he shed a few manly tears because he killed his compatriot pet tit. Then, he learned an important value: Never do things in anger. He regretted his actions, because he didn't even think. So, what he did was, he snapped his fingers and his brain exploded with thoughts. So, right then and there, he learned an important life lesson.

Afterwards, he continued his journey to New Hampshire and when he got back, he feasted upon twelve turkeys, each of them painstakingly cooked. He ate all of them with one bite, and said to himself "Lesson learned."

I don't get it either. The story is too flawed for words, and doesn't make any sense. Might as well weed some things out.