Texas Truck Stop

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Texas Truck Stop

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here i sit all broken hearted
tried to shit but only farted
they say to light a match is divine
or so thought the man in the stall next to mine
a ghastly flame was lit
and the methane gas of my bodies delight,
caught the flames and blew up the night!

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nal1200

2009-02-09 19:02:35

I've heard that before..

'Cept it went:

Here I sit, all broken-hearted
Tried to shit, but only farted
Then one day I took a chance,
tried to fart and shit my pants.

Cheers

Ragestorm responds:

well, people tend to change things as time goes by, its a classic bathroom graffiti, i've seen it in like four places, all different versions.so i made up my own.