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Freddy 3000

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Freddy 3000 is a master of MMORPG's, and an all around badass.

This is a collaboration between Wyldfyre1, and myself. The base song is "A new world awaits" by Wyze-Stingray, who was extremely helpful in the creative process.

zappawadda: Lyrics/Main vocals
Wyldfyre1: Back up vocals/Audio Guru
Wyze-Stingray: "A new world awaits" (song)

Lyrics are as follows:


I did it.. I finally did it.
The world of war craft.
Its mine now
Five years. eighty thousand dollars
I need to ask...
Was it worth it?


My name is Freddy, and i sit alone
but in the World of Warcraft i sit on a throne.
Cepter in my left hand, bitches in my right
I can rule the world if i stay up all night.

Ventrillo and some rock star drink.
Need to take a break 'cuz I'm starting to stink
You say you gotta posse?You say you spit rymes?
If you play on my server your on borrowed time.

Like my costume? 88 GOLD! (Oh My GOD!)
Buy anything when your 30 years old! (Its so awesome!)
As long as you got some credit to bomb (your the shiznat!)
And a steady allowance of cash from your mom! (I love you!)

Step back you don't understand!
The L. A. N Party's and my war craft clan!

Dedicated to the craft
Cuz I got nothing to lose

Sippin' my Earl Grey tea.
While the frat boyz they chug booze! (Yah!)

This level that i got came from my experience!
Virtual Kung fu (KUNG FU!!) has taught me my self defence!

You call me a faggot but you don't even know me!
Ask any game stop! They say i'm their homie!
The comic store too, The anime crew!
And if you don't agree I'll fire sword you!

Freddy 3 thousand, you're one of a kind,
You're Jesus resurrected, at least in your own mind.
You don't need all those women, no lips legs or the boobs..
Who cares about gettin' pussy! When your pwning uber noobs.


Alright I'm gonna pass it off to my alternate account, Mr. Jason 3000!

Don't need to get laid I can do it myself
All I need is nudie pictures, of one hot night elf.
Life can be cruel but sometimes it's true
When my avatar has a bigger dick than I do.

Don't need no condoms, don't need no pill
Only price I gotta pay is my comcast bill. (YEAH!)
Lotta things been said bout my Warcraft account
Flame another thread and get yo teeth knocked out!

Don't try to fuckin' jump me, bitches wait your turn,
Watch yo back unless you want some of this mana burn.
Only thing bigger than the crack of dawn
is the crack of my ass that I'm sittin' on.

Call it childish, you can call it pretend,
but one thing you can't call it is a girlfriend...

You can pass around the scorn, and toot your own horn,
but I'll still take you down with my flying unicorn!

Freddy, 3000, you're known throughout the world,
but even with your level boost, you still can't get a girl. (FUCK!)
Your power has grown stronger, with every duel you've won,
but your skin has gone pale from your years without the Sun. (Pale!)

iheartpuppies17: Oh my God it's Freddy 3000! I love it when you play World of Warcraft! Oh my God my nipples are just...hard!

Oh it's too bad I'M REALLY A MAN! Hahahahahahaha... Welcome to the internet bitch!

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A single tear came from my eye...

"You don't need all those women, no lips legs or the boobs..
Who cares about gettin' pussy! When your pwning uber noobs." Bahaha!

I heart you guys

hilarious. Enough said.

zappawadda responds:

You have to admit, this is the only story that could have worked


This is great guys oh man i love this XD. Haha awesome lyrics you guys really hit a funny spot there haha! Awesome song i love it!

I'm a audio girl in a adio world!

My lifes plastic. Its fantastic!!!

HAHAH this was fun as hell to do!


zappawadda responds:



More sweet sounds of Wyld's sexy voice! Dude, This is fucking hilarious!

"When My Avatar has a bigger dick...."


Credits & Info


5.00 / 5.00

Feb 8, 2009
3:26 AM EST
File Info
3.7 MB
4 min 4 sec

Licensing Terms

Please contact me if you would like to use this in a project. We can discuss the details.