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The Bad Touch [D.M.]

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I would like to say first and for most, this is a cover of the bad touch by the blood hound gang and is in no way a completely original piece by me, i just thought it would be awesome to make an electronica version of it.

secondly, the vocals were done by me and also by Jesse Kennedy for backgrounds. i did this song a while ago but i have made so many changes to it i thought of it like a new song. hope you enjoy it! :]

here are the lyrics to this naughty song.

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I'd appreciate your input

Sweat baby sweat baby sex is a Texas drought
Me and you do the kind of stuff that only Prince would sing about
So put your hands down my pants and I'll bet you'll feel nuts
Yes I'm Siskel, yes I'm Ebert and you're getting two thumbs up
You've had enough of two-hand touch you want it rough you're out of bounds
I want you smothered want you covered like my Waffle House hashbrowns
Come quicker than FedEx never reach an apex just like Coca-Cola stock you are inclined
To make me rise an hour early just like Daylight Savings Time

Do it now
You and me baby ain't nothin' but mammals
So let's do it like they do on the Discovery Channel
Do it again now
You and me baby ain't nothin' but mammals
So let's do it like they do on the Discovery Channel
Gettin' horny now

Love the kind you clean up with a mop and bucket
Like the lost catacombs of Egypt only God knows where we stuck it
Hieroglyphics? Let me be Pacific I wanna be down in your South Seas
But I got this notion that the motion of your ocean means "Small Craft Advisory"
So if I capsize on your thighs high tide, B-5 you sunk my battleship
Please turn me on I'm Mister Coffee with an automatic drip
So show me yours I'll show you mine "Tool Time" you'll Lovett just like Lyle
And then we'll do it doggy style so we can both watch "X-Files"

Do it now
You and me baby ain't nothin' but mammals
So let's do it like they do on the Discovery Channel
Do it again now
You and me baby ain't nothin' but mammals
So let's do it like they do on the Discovery Channel
Gettin' horny now

You and me baby ain't nothin' but mammals
So let's do it like they do on the Discovery Channel (X4)

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great

good choice to remix, the part "You and me baby ain't nothin' but mammals
So let's do it like they do on the Discovery Channel" was vocoded amazingly and flowed nicely with the song, but at 3:07 to 3:15 you fucked up with the robot vocoder

other then that i have nothing to say maybe get a different lead

Darren-M responds:

hmm yeah i noticed that alot of people hated it, and i myself am not crazy about it.

as farr as the leads and drum samples go i was tryin gto get something somewhat close to the original stuff that was going on in the real song.

thanks for the review!

Cool. Quite retro techno

Up towns:
Nice voicing. Voicing is limited on NG. SO yah u covered tht well. Another good point is that the original song was good and u chose a good one to remix.

Bad towns:
The synth link was shithouse... sorry. thats why you lost 2 stars. I mean the strings didnt flow into each other. Another bad thing was the hats. Surely, I MEAN SURELY, you could get a better open hat wav. sound. Didnt think the hat was too good with this song. Wrong choice. Soz bud, thats why u lost a half. The other half was lost at 3:05. The robotic mix voice was fucked... too buckety

Darren-M responds:

good, i needed a review like this before i put it on my cd :)

OMG I LOVE THIS SONG! GREAT REMIX!

i heard this song by The Blood Hound Gang, i love it, I LOVE THIS REMIX, GREAT!

Darren-M responds:

thanks i thought it was a great song too, im glad you enjoyed it!

Wow nice

I've heard the original before and thought it was a funny song, but not much for song quality. This was actually really great! Loved how you did the lyrics too.

Awesome!

Darren-M responds:

wow thank you, i worked hard on mixing it. it was tons of fun to sing too!

not bad

could have been better. The overall production could have been better when it came to instrument choice and especially some of your rythmes. Either way, good stuff.

Darren-M responds:

i agree with this. it was just a slight rhythem away from being a little electro. but in any case the instruments i chose all sounded interesting to me and thats what i tried for but i can see how other instruments might have fit better.

thank you :]

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Darren-M
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4.25 / 5.00

Uploaded
Dec 9, 2008
5:42 PM EST
Genre
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3 min 46 sec

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