- LYRICS -

Bring yourself to Witchyworld, wrap yourself in glee~
Come and give me all your money, nothing here is free~
Wonders all abound await you for one tiny fee...So,
Come to Witchyworld with me, here's some of the things you will see!

We've gotta petting zoo - we've gotta Big Top,
With lots of balloons - the fun, it never stops!
Saucer of Peril - The Cactus of Strength,
Though, your life may be shorter in length it's so -

Fun, right here in Witchyworld, get your tickets now~
Nothing even dares compare, that's 'cuz we're best all around!

Come 'n get a taste of Salty Joe's fries or maybe,
Take a big ol' bite from Big Al's Burgers.
But if you die from food poisoning then,
there's nothing more we can do for ya~

Mistress Gruntilda can see~
Deep into your darkened future...
Your death will be untimely~
Mr. Patch will kill you for sure!

Ten different jiggies for you to collect,
Whoops I think that you just stepped into Heck!
A Haunted Cave or a Castle Stockade,
You, must face, them all, if you, have any, hopes of escape!

So come to Witchyworld, you must, no, you have no choice~
Soon the bear and bird will be, burnt crispy delectable toast!