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Folgers Coffee

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Author Comments

DISCLAIMER:
THIS SONG IS A JOKE. IT IS A JOKE. DO NOT 0 BECAUSE ITS CRAPPY. IT'S CRAPPY ON PURPOSE.

Boredom, and too much Crotchduster. Yes this is a joke, you'll probabally 0 this, but whatever.
Lyrics:
The best part of waking up is Folgers in your fucking cup. Burning through your small intestine, maybe this time you'll learn your lesson. Hey, I like your Pancreas, but you've got to give me some pie, Tootsie Pops die painfully, but you've got to give me some pie. I don't like the government, but I don't really care, I just want to eat CAKE. CAKE. Folgers in my fucking cup is giving me a fucking rush but when I want to go to sleep, I just drink more Folgers coffee. Folgers Coffee.

Reviews


funny

i think i can safly say roflmao


HappyHomicide responds:

ROFLMAO! Thanks man! ^_^


ROFL

LMAOROFLLOLLMAO.

Oh Man. Pricless.


HappyHomicide responds:

Thanks, champion!


What the hell?

That was brilliant, keep up the good work!


HappyHomicide responds:

hahaha thanks!


Hahahaha

Dude this is fucking great even though it's all random shit haha


HappyHomicide responds:

Check out crotchduster dude


LOL

I know this is bin out since september but when I was looking up russian roulette games the one with all you guys came up. I played it and I heard your folgers song. I came here and listened to the whole thing and holy shit this is fucking funny. Like that other guy said the middle part is South Park style and that was funny but also the hardcore death metal was hilarious. Actual instrument wise I love heavy metal and this was pretty well put together. The part during "CAKE. CAKE" and the riffs after that were fucking awesome. Overall this song kicks some serious ass. I know it's hard to make another masterpiece you didn't expect this to be but please try. As for me, I have another song to add to favorites. HIGH FIVE


HappyHomicide responds:

hahahahahaha Dude thanks! This was complete randomness. Seemed like a good idea t the time :P

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Credits & Info


Listens
4,052
Downloads
154
Votes
85
Score
4.13 / 5.00

Uploaded
Sep 29, 2008
2:02 PM EDT
Genre
Heavy Metal
File Info
Song
2.7 MB
2 min 56 sec

Licensing Terms

Please contact me if you would like to use this in a project. We can discuss the details.