Folgers Coffee

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Folgers Coffee

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DISCLAIMER:
THIS SONG IS A JOKE. IT IS A JOKE. DO NOT 0 BECAUSE ITS CRAPPY. IT'S CRAPPY ON PURPOSE.

Boredom, and too much Crotchduster. Yes this is a joke, you'll probabally 0 this, but whatever.
Lyrics:
The best part of waking up is Folgers in your fucking cup. Burning through your small intestine, maybe this time you'll learn your lesson. Hey, I like your Pancreas, but you've got to give me some pie, Tootsie Pops die painfully, but you've got to give me some pie. I don't like the government, but I don't really care, I just want to eat CAKE. CAKE. Folgers in my fucking cup is giving me a fucking rush but when I want to go to sleep, I just drink more Folgers coffee. Folgers Coffee.

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TechnicaGmd

2016-08-10 00:39:57

FOLGERS
IN
YOUR FUCKING
CUP!

CtrlZmankind

2010-06-15 01:42:44

I liked it.

I like stuff like this. Making mundane things like coffee into brutal metal songs about those mundane things. Like Coffee.

bb46

2009-12-02 18:56:53

epic

its a brutally metal coffee jungle. The growling was good but back up away from the mics a little cuz the vocals distort too much where it doesnt sound good anymore.

reminds me a little of BTBAM

HappyHomicide responds:

Yep

ShawnSig

2009-12-02 07:05:20

lol, Love it.

Brutal song about Folgers Coffee. I gave it a 5/5.

HappyHomicide responds:

thanks!

Aslan-Emanuel

2009-10-01 23:54:46

Brutal!

Duncan Hills Coffee!!!
Well, close enough. ;)
This song rules! I lol'ed quite a bit! :D
Also, I noticed that this was released extactly a year before the Dethalbum II.

Keep it up!

HappyHomicide responds:

ahahaha well thanks man!