One day, a boy saw the sun setting. He was in despair.
He wanted to be in the light forever, so he chased the sun.
He endured many hardships and tragedies, but still chased the sun.
He pursues the light of the sun even to this day, and if you listen closely,
you may hear him running past you, panting and groaning. Should you detect his
presence, run inside immediately, for bad things will occur if you get in his way...

Yeah I just made that up.
Constructive criticism, please.