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2008. Yessur Production

Chorus:
Have you ever wanted somethin that you just couldn't have
Thought you deserved it, but something's in your path
Do what I say, just sit on your ass
Don't work for it, just settle for half

Verse:
I put Lamborghini doors on my shit-box whip
I want an escalade but can't afford that shit
The name is j-kellz I'm a poor slob
I hang at porn shops eatin corn-pops humpin doorknobs
Don't give a fuck, that I'm a minute man
Fuck every midget in the land in my minivan
Or some soccer moms, I make em juggle my balls
I don't hav a phone so I never call
I cant get hotties with bodies, you know ill never get a dime
So I three-way with 2 5's, that's a ten in my mind
I wanna rap for millions, in sold out pavilions
But I'm too busy workin bingo night for senior citizens
They sayin not him again, a wannabe eminem
His flow makes me sick like a spoonful cinnamon
Down to make another hit again but I aint had a first
Girls laughin at my dick cus its limp like fred durst

Verse:
I got 6 zeros in the fuckin bank
But nothing in front of em wut the fuck u think
I can't even afford a 4 piece nugget
So I only order one and make three meals of it
Being broke as a joke it don't phase me
You call me names like you think I don't know that I'm lazy
Bitch, I'm a crazy slacker, fucked up cracker
Ballin in my backpack I'll slap ya
I wanna be a real big rapper but I don't wanna write
I wanna smoke this joint but I don't wanna find a light
It's alright I'll sit here and watch tv
But I noticed the remotes on top of the screen
And I'm like fuuuuuck, I aint getting up dude
I'd rather sit here and try to use the force like luke
Skywalker I'm a fly talker doin what I do
If you got a dream don't chase it, let it come to you

Reviews


I settled for half, but the teacher gave me a D

This song is mad funny, hip beats, everything. Im being completely serious, get off ur ass, stop trying to use the force and go pro.



Oooooh shit

Really good track Kellz as usual.

Notice the mumbling idiot taking notes XD



Ooooh shit

Where the fuck you come out with the idea for this one? This shit had me laughing at midget line, cuz at that point I got what the track was about. Started reading the lyrics, and just kept laughing. Props.



an instant classic by the J-kellz.

The chorus is awesome and the rap verses are fricken awesome. I like how you included names such as luke skywalker, eminem and fred durst in this masterpiece. Very nicely done... we all wish we were as good as kellz.



haha.

I like it man. Keep doin what ya do, you get better everytime.
Keep it up.
XT
Down N Dirty ent. - YBS


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Credits & Info

J-Kellz
Author

Listens
2,378
Downloads
163
Votes
98
Score
4.22 / 5.00

Uploaded
Jul 2, 2008
1:58 AM EDT
Genre
Hip Hop - Modern
File Info
Song
4.8 MB
2 min 38 sec

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