I wrote the words to this while driving to see my probation officer.

Probation
c.2007 M.Vandling/Monkeywithumbs Music

yea I got pulled over couple months ago
didn't know I was so wasted
blew a 4.0 (.40?)
went to court
judge looked at me
said boy you are lucky
that I'm settin' you free
but now I'm on probation
that's just my luck
all these rules they give me
really suck!
can't drink no whiskey
can't drink no beer
goin' back to jail is what I fear

Yea, I'm on probation

Yea, I'm on probation
the jig is up
I'm attending NA meetings
and I'm pissin' in a cup
can't smoke no reefer
xcan't raise no hell
can't smack my girl
cause I know that she would tell

Yea, I'm on probation

They took my license
they took my balls
now I sit around
and climb the fuckin walls
can't leave the state
can't own a gun
bein on probation
aint a whole lotta fun, no