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I wrote the words to this while driving to see my probation officer.

c.2007 M.Vandling/Monkeywithumbs Music

yea I got pulled over couple months ago
didn't know I was so wasted
blew a 4.0 (.40?)
went to court
judge looked at me
said boy you are lucky
that I'm settin' you free
but now I'm on probation
that's just my luck
all these rules they give me
really suck!
can't drink no whiskey
can't drink no beer
goin' back to jail is what I fear

Yea, I'm on probation

Yea, I'm on probation
the jig is up
I'm attending NA meetings
and I'm pissin' in a cup
can't smoke no reefer
xcan't raise no hell
can't smack my girl
cause I know that she would tell

Yea, I'm on probation

They took my license
they took my balls
now I sit around
and climb the fuckin walls
can't leave the state
can't own a gun
bein on probation
aint a whole lotta fun, no

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funny and cool as always...

I'm crackin' up...because I know that this comes from a real place. Reminds me of when we were kids.

Kick Ass

This is terribly funny.

And it's .40, as 4.0 would be 40% blood/alcohol level.


Nice song.


sorry to post this here but does anyone know what's happening to all the other songs ?

but anyway good song funny lol

Monkeywithumbs responds:

What do you mean "what's happening"?


its humor gone blues rock!

Monkeywithumbs responds:

Thank you very much for the review and the 10 stars :D I suffer from CRS. (Chronic Review Jones) and cannot get enough of them.

Credits & Info

4.86 / 5.00

Jul 1, 2008
12:28 AM EDT
File Info
4.5 MB
3 min 19 sec

Licensing Terms

Please contact me if you would like to use this in a project. We can discuss the details.