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Jun 28, 2008 | 1:49 PM EDT
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1.8 MB
1 min 58 sec
Score
4.10 / 5.00

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Rated 4.10 / 5 stars
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Metal, Rock - Punk
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HELLO SEXY BEASTS OF NEWGROUNDS!
It's us again, ASTRONINJA, the fellas (and a girl) from Asia who brought you 'THE BUKKAKE UDON SONG' We brought cake, spandex and same creamy puffy fishes for you this time! Ohh la yum yum!

We've uploaded another song from our upcoming album, KISS MY ASTRO!, called 'THE BALLAD OF CHUCK NORRIS!'.

THE STORY BEHIND THE SONG:
As most people already know, CHUCK NORRIS is the most awesome Man on Earth (He is so awesome that his name has to be spelt entirely in capital letters all the time). But before he was 'The Man Who Could Run So Fast Around The World He Can Punch Himself In The Back', CHUCK NORRIS was a regular teenager like all of us....

ALAS, HOW COULD WE EVER SAY CHUCK NORRIS WAS (GASP)...AVERAGE?!?!?!

BUT YES, we know this is hard to believe but it's true (We have read the CHUCK NORRIS SCRIPTURES from the Ancient Temple of Awesomeness which mentions CHUCK NORRIS 10,0002,422 times!).

This song is an ode to the Boy CHUCK NORRIS at a house party in Germany trying to pick up chicks. Back then, he was 15, awkward in his skin, and he didn't know that he would grow up to become a Man who could pick up chicks literally with the sheer power of his pinkie alone, but that's another story...

This 2-minute blast from the past is our homage to the Boy who believed enough in himself to become the ULTIMATE BEING OF AWESOMENESS.

The message of the song is: If CHUCK NORRIS can believe in himself to become totally fucking cool and superhuman, so can you!!! Believe in yourself, practice your roundhouse kicks, and maybe, just maybe, you can be like CHUCK NORRIS (But who are we kidding? There's still no chance any of us will be as awesome as Mr. Awesome himself!)
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LYRICS:
THE BALLAD OF CHUCK NORRIS
music & lyrics by Levan Wee
performed by Astroninja

Hoo seh ah! (that's Singaporean for 'That's damn fucking awesome!")

And when they try to get you down
Turn a happy day into a frown
You don't gotta be afraid or worry when you're dead

So let them do what they wanna do
Don't let them make a fool of you
We're kamikaze killing Nazi every day!

CHORUS
EVERYTHANG GONNA BE ALRIGHT!
EVERYTHANG GONNA BE ALRIGHT! If you DON'T GIVE UP THE FIGHT!
And I say BABY, BABY, BABY, EVERYTHANG GONNA BE ALRIGHT!

Woo ohhh woo ohhh woo ohh
(na na na na na na!)

Like bread and butter we belong
Like Donkey Kong in a thong
Like Cleopatra and the Kama Sutra too!
You
And me
Me and you
And CHUCK NORRIS too!!!

CHORUS

SINGAPOREAN ACCENT (SPOKEN)
Every time I go to a party
And I talk to a girl
She every time look at me and say
"oh baby FUCK ME FUCK ME FUCK ME!!!!"

CHORUS
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Thanks for the love and cool squirrels people have been giving us in Newgrounds. We love love love this place. You can check out this song as well as download plenty of other goodies at our cyber hostels:

MYSPACE:
www.myspace.com/astronina ry
FACEBOOK:
www.facebook.com/pages/As troninja/8118249979

Once again, we respond to every single friend request and comments so do drop us a HELLO! Our album hits in AUGUST and will be available internationally on iTunes and CDBaby.com!!! Do join our mailing list at our MySpace for personal updates upon its release!

<///\\--<
FISH FOR YOU!

Yours,
LEVAN / NAOMI KURASHIGE / UDON JUAN / JOEL / RAMON / DONG
ASTRONINJA!

Reviews


joesnotmanjoesnotman

Rated 5 / 5 stars

awesome

something to dance to lol real nice


astroninja responds:

DANCE BOOM BOOM TICK BOOM CHA CHA CHA KA LA TA!
Ping pong for all who like ping pong. ZESTIFIED! Badminton and kungfu!
CHUCK NORRIS will beat us all into a mash!!!!

THANKS FOR THE SCORE! Moooojooo moolah!

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Add us on MySpace! www.myspace.com/astroninary
We respond to EVERYBODY, so leave us a nice little comment and pack it full of cigarette smoking grenade smoking bunnies! More tunes to be downloaded there :)


Rabid-Monkey101Rabid-Monkey101

Rated 5 / 5 stars

Chuck Norris #1

Genius man! I love it.



sparks112sparks112

Rated 5 / 5 stars

awsome

another great song....enough said


astroninja responds:

KUDOS and THANK YOU. Remember, the religion of CHUCK NORRIS is universal. Never forget to pray pray pray pray that he will one day tread your garden path and give you a flower!

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Add us on MySpace at www.myspace.com/astroninary. We'd love to keep in touch and update you when the album hits! Also sign up for the mailing list when you're there if you're up for it. Kangaroos!


mrmuahahamrmuahaha

Rated 5 / 5 stars

lol!!!

THAT WAS AWESOME!!!!!!!!


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astroninja responds:

AWESOME is CHUCK NORRIS. We are just modest servants! :) THANKS for the kudos and the muackaroos! :)

Add us on MySpace at www.myspace.com/astroninary to download more tunes for free and sign up to our mailing list for updates! We promise to comment back to everyone :)


GroundeadGroundead

Rated 5 / 5 stars

Another awesome song!

Great job, guys! This song is really fresh-sounding and it's got good 'ol Chuck in it, too. Great job on the vocals, lotsa variety. Great melody and chorus as well!

Now a little question: Is your album going to be on sale in Canada? ('Cause I'd definitely buy it! :D)


astroninja responds:

Canana, USA, Japan, Taiwain, Antarctica! YES It will be available for purchase EVERYWHERE in the world, within a week or so of delivery only! And we don't want to price it high at all because our main goal is getting the stuff heard and getting to meet more fishes (<///\\--<) and peas (o o o ) from across the world! KUDOS TO YOUR SCORE! EVERYTHANG GONNA BE ALRIGHT BABY!

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Add us on MySpace! www.myspace.com/astroninary
We respond to EVERYBODY, so leave us a nice little comment and pack it full of cigarette smoking grenade smoking bunnies! More tunes to be downloaded there :)