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Jun 28, 2008 | 1:49 PM EDT
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1.8 MB
1 min 58 sec
Score
4.10 / 5.00

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Rated 4.10 / 5 stars
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HELLO SEXY BEASTS OF NEWGROUNDS!
It's us again, ASTRONINJA, the fellas (and a girl) from Asia who brought you 'THE BUKKAKE UDON SONG' We brought cake, spandex and same creamy puffy fishes for you this time! Ohh la yum yum!

We've uploaded another song from our upcoming album, KISS MY ASTRO!, called 'THE BALLAD OF CHUCK NORRIS!'.

THE STORY BEHIND THE SONG:
As most people already know, CHUCK NORRIS is the most awesome Man on Earth (He is so awesome that his name has to be spelt entirely in capital letters all the time). But before he was 'The Man Who Could Run So Fast Around The World He Can Punch Himself In The Back', CHUCK NORRIS was a regular teenager like all of us....

ALAS, HOW COULD WE EVER SAY CHUCK NORRIS WAS (GASP)...AVERAGE?!?!?!

BUT YES, we know this is hard to believe but it's true (We have read the CHUCK NORRIS SCRIPTURES from the Ancient Temple of Awesomeness which mentions CHUCK NORRIS 10,0002,422 times!).

This song is an ode to the Boy CHUCK NORRIS at a house party in Germany trying to pick up chicks. Back then, he was 15, awkward in his skin, and he didn't know that he would grow up to become a Man who could pick up chicks literally with the sheer power of his pinkie alone, but that's another story...

This 2-minute blast from the past is our homage to the Boy who believed enough in himself to become the ULTIMATE BEING OF AWESOMENESS.

The message of the song is: If CHUCK NORRIS can believe in himself to become totally fucking cool and superhuman, so can you!!! Believe in yourself, practice your roundhouse kicks, and maybe, just maybe, you can be like CHUCK NORRIS (But who are we kidding? There's still no chance any of us will be as awesome as Mr. Awesome himself!)
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LYRICS:
THE BALLAD OF CHUCK NORRIS
music & lyrics by Levan Wee
performed by Astroninja

Hoo seh ah! (that's Singaporean for 'That's damn fucking awesome!")

And when they try to get you down
Turn a happy day into a frown
You don't gotta be afraid or worry when you're dead

So let them do what they wanna do
Don't let them make a fool of you
We're kamikaze killing Nazi every day!

CHORUS
EVERYTHANG GONNA BE ALRIGHT!
EVERYTHANG GONNA BE ALRIGHT! If you DON'T GIVE UP THE FIGHT!
And I say BABY, BABY, BABY, EVERYTHANG GONNA BE ALRIGHT!

Woo ohhh woo ohhh woo ohh
(na na na na na na!)

Like bread and butter we belong
Like Donkey Kong in a thong
Like Cleopatra and the Kama Sutra too!
You
And me
Me and you
And CHUCK NORRIS too!!!

CHORUS

SINGAPOREAN ACCENT (SPOKEN)
Every time I go to a party
And I talk to a girl
She every time look at me and say
"oh baby FUCK ME FUCK ME FUCK ME!!!!"

CHORUS
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Thanks for the love and cool squirrels people have been giving us in Newgrounds. We love love love this place. You can check out this song as well as download plenty of other goodies at our cyber hostels:

MYSPACE:
www.myspace.com/astronina ry
FACEBOOK:
www.facebook.com/pages/As troninja/8118249979

Once again, we respond to every single friend request and comments so do drop us a HELLO! Our album hits in AUGUST and will be available internationally on iTunes and CDBaby.com!!! Do join our mailing list at our MySpace for personal updates upon its release!

<///\\--<
FISH FOR YOU!

Yours,
LEVAN / NAOMI KURASHIGE / UDON JUAN / JOEL / RAMON / DONG
ASTRONINJA!

Reviews


kurt-kobain11kurt-kobain11

Rated 5 / 5 stars

Astroninja 4 ever!!!

Long life to CHUCK NORRIS!
He's so powerful that he could destroy the universe whit a fart lol

Now, the song is great, DON'T EVER QuIT PLAYING!
And don't let anyone say you're not punk!


astroninja responds:

We're SPUNK, Singapore Punk :D
Remember, little green men live in all cigarettes. Scoop them out before you light up!!! No fish can save them unless you use your picky ninja fingers to pluck them out of the smoke!!
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Add us up at www.myspace.com/astroninary to download more free tunes and just to say HI. We say HI back to everyone!!! The way of the ninja permits us to surely do it!

www.purevolume.com/astroninja - brand new!
www.bebo.com/astroninja (new quite empty profile)


audiotryoutdudeaudiotryoutdude

Rated 5 / 5 stars

OMG

Will you guys ever cease to be awesome??? 5 as a vote, 10-star review, you guys should challenge CHUCK NORRIS for part of is copyright to the universe.
HAVE A FISH!!!!!! >--//\\> :D

( CHUCK NORRIS rules!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1 >:] that's it)


astroninja responds:

OH YES A FISH
A longggggggggggggg <////////////////\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\
\\\\\\\\--------------<<<<<<<<<<
Just for you!
Scaly scaly yum yum! Here have some BBQ ribs on us!
THANK YOU FOR THE SCORE MUCH LOVE!

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Add us on MySpace at www.myspace.com/astroninary. We'd love to keep in touch and update you when the album hits! Also sign up for the mailing list when you're there if you're up for it. Kangaroos!


TrackiTracki

Rated 5 / 5 stars

WOHO!

chuck norris is my god and this song is so cool
10/10
5/5


astroninja responds:

CHUCK NORRIS is the GOD of the Universe. The universe shivers at the sight of CHUCK NORRIS and hey, a few galaxies popped out. Diapers somebody diapers!!! :O
THnkassss for the scorreeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!

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Add us on MYSPACE at www.myspace.com/astroninary and join our mailing list for EXCLUSIVE updates on when the album hits
Or add us on our NEW BEBO ACCOUNT at www.bebo.com/astroninja (till bare as naked baby!)
We respond to EVERYONE! Woot!


RedXRogerRedXRoger

Rated 5 / 5 stars

WOW

that was great!!!!


astroninja responds:

THANKS FOR THE SCORE!
We want sandwiches with panthers inside it. Do you want one too?

Also check out our other song, THE BUKKAKE UDON SONG at
http://www.newgrounds.com/audio/liste n/146663
Add us at www.myspace.com/astroninary to download more tracks! We give you fishes! <///\\\---< :) Love from ASIA! Please join our mailing list on our MySpace if you are keen for updates when more songs are out!


outsparksk8eroutsparksk8er

Rated 5 / 5 stars

Nice lyrics!

I like the lyrics keep u the good work ^^!!


astroninja responds:

YAY THANK YOU!! We give you FISH!
<////\\\---<

Cookies and nice smiling things like strawberries too!

THANKS FOR THE SCORE!!!!
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Add us at www.myspace.com/astroninary why don't you? You can download more songs from there too :) We'd love to keep in touch! If you're interested in finding out more about the debut album release, do sign up to our mailing list there too! :)