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Uploaded
Jun 28, 2008 | 1:49 PM EDT
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Song
1.8 MB
1 min 58 sec
Score
4.10 / 5.00

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Score:
Rated 4.10 / 5 stars
Plays & Downloads:
28,726 Plays | 1,848 Downloads
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Genres:
Metal, Rock - Punk
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Author Comments

HELLO SEXY BEASTS OF NEWGROUNDS!
It's us again, ASTRONINJA, the fellas (and a girl) from Asia who brought you 'THE BUKKAKE UDON SONG' We brought cake, spandex and same creamy puffy fishes for you this time! Ohh la yum yum!

We've uploaded another song from our upcoming album, KISS MY ASTRO!, called 'THE BALLAD OF CHUCK NORRIS!'.

THE STORY BEHIND THE SONG:
As most people already know, CHUCK NORRIS is the most awesome Man on Earth (He is so awesome that his name has to be spelt entirely in capital letters all the time). But before he was 'The Man Who Could Run So Fast Around The World He Can Punch Himself In The Back', CHUCK NORRIS was a regular teenager like all of us....

ALAS, HOW COULD WE EVER SAY CHUCK NORRIS WAS (GASP)...AVERAGE?!?!?!

BUT YES, we know this is hard to believe but it's true (We have read the CHUCK NORRIS SCRIPTURES from the Ancient Temple of Awesomeness which mentions CHUCK NORRIS 10,0002,422 times!).

This song is an ode to the Boy CHUCK NORRIS at a house party in Germany trying to pick up chicks. Back then, he was 15, awkward in his skin, and he didn't know that he would grow up to become a Man who could pick up chicks literally with the sheer power of his pinkie alone, but that's another story...

This 2-minute blast from the past is our homage to the Boy who believed enough in himself to become the ULTIMATE BEING OF AWESOMENESS.

The message of the song is: If CHUCK NORRIS can believe in himself to become totally fucking cool and superhuman, so can you!!! Believe in yourself, practice your roundhouse kicks, and maybe, just maybe, you can be like CHUCK NORRIS (But who are we kidding? There's still no chance any of us will be as awesome as Mr. Awesome himself!)
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LYRICS:
THE BALLAD OF CHUCK NORRIS
music & lyrics by Levan Wee
performed by Astroninja

Hoo seh ah! (that's Singaporean for 'That's damn fucking awesome!")

And when they try to get you down
Turn a happy day into a frown
You don't gotta be afraid or worry when you're dead

So let them do what they wanna do
Don't let them make a fool of you
We're kamikaze killing Nazi every day!

CHORUS
EVERYTHANG GONNA BE ALRIGHT!
EVERYTHANG GONNA BE ALRIGHT! If you DON'T GIVE UP THE FIGHT!
And I say BABY, BABY, BABY, EVERYTHANG GONNA BE ALRIGHT!

Woo ohhh woo ohhh woo ohh
(na na na na na na!)

Like bread and butter we belong
Like Donkey Kong in a thong
Like Cleopatra and the Kama Sutra too!
You
And me
Me and you
And CHUCK NORRIS too!!!

CHORUS

SINGAPOREAN ACCENT (SPOKEN)
Every time I go to a party
And I talk to a girl
She every time look at me and say
"oh baby FUCK ME FUCK ME FUCK ME!!!!"

CHORUS
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Thanks for the love and cool squirrels people have been giving us in Newgrounds. We love love love this place. You can check out this song as well as download plenty of other goodies at our cyber hostels:

MYSPACE:
www.myspace.com/astronina ry
FACEBOOK:
www.facebook.com/pages/As troninja/8118249979

Once again, we respond to every single friend request and comments so do drop us a HELLO! Our album hits in AUGUST and will be available internationally on iTunes and CDBaby.com!!! Do join our mailing list at our MySpace for personal updates upon its release!

<///\\--<
FISH FOR YOU!

Yours,
LEVAN / NAOMI KURASHIGE / UDON JUAN / JOEL / RAMON / DONG
ASTRONINJA!

Reviews


DoublePDoubleP

Rated 5 / 5 stars

very awesome song

i love the lyrics, especially the singaporean accent part


astroninja responds:

Very good THANK YOU and very good THANK YOU again for the high score and the love. Muffin muffin we like muffin muffin! We hope to see you on MySpace where we log on more often and can say HELLO to you and know more about you!

www.myspace.com/astroninary

THANK YOU and chain gang just for you!!

Levan
ASTRONINJA


aviator-omegaaviator-omega

Rated 5 / 5 stars

What can I say but &quot;LOLZ!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!&quot;

Thanks for messaging me these are fantastics songs and sum even more LOLZ lyrics. You guys should make anime flashes and fit one or two of these songs into them.
o right you guys asked for smiley faces, well here they are
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thatonegirl91thatonegirl91

Rated 5 / 5 stars

Hoo seh ah indeed...

Wow, Walker Texas Ranger really is broadcasted everywhere!
If there is one man who deserves a song in his honor it is CHUCK NORRIS. I do believe that he would be very honored by this, this awesome dance-ballad thingmabobber lol...


astroninja responds:

YES!
We have actually submitted the song to CHUCKNORRIS.COM and asked the webmaster to forward it to CHUCK NORRIS because we would like him to hear it.
We live in ASIA, and if he doesn't like it, he can leap over to Singapore and kick our asses. HAVING OUR ASSES KICKED BY CHUCK NORRIS IS BETTER THAN CHOCOLATE!!!

KRISPY KREME DONUTS FOR YOU FOR YOUR SCORE!!
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Add us on MySpace! www.myspace.com/astroninary
We respond to EVERYBODY, so leave us a nice little comment and pack it full of cigarette smoking grenade smoking bunnies! More tunes to be downloaded there :)


shadowblazershadowblazer

Rated 5 / 5 stars

HA Very sweet

I love the tempo and everything you guys are definately reping some new age punk songs. It's verygood and the lyrics post on here were an even better touch letting ppl know what your talkin about in your songs is extremely important Ha and even a hard as you may look to have to find it there is some meaning in your song as well way to go guys and good luck on any future projects!


People find this review helpful!
astroninja responds:

Yes you got it straight
Disguised in the lyrics is actually a song about
believing in yourself
and who you are destined to be
we just made it seem
less obvious because
the obvious is too
obvious

cookies?
o o o

Add us at www.myspace.com/astroninary why don't you? You can download more songs from there too :) We'd love to keep in touch! THANK YOU FOR THE SCORE!


WiiChaoHeroWiiChaoHero

Rated 5 / 5 stars

AWESOME

lol i cant wait to show this to my friend he loves chuck norris XD


astroninja responds:

CHUCK NORRIS is a man of all things, but most notably, of Greatness, Awesome Wisdom and the fatal Roundhouse kick! THANKS FOR THE SCORE! :)
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Add us at www.myspace.com/astroninary why don't you? You can download more songs from there too :) We'd love to keep in touch! If you're interested in finding out more about the debut album release, do sign up to our mailing list there too! :)