Written and Voiced by Me. The BGM was sourced from Freesound.org under the creative commons license. The music piece is called Tropicorp Advertisement by Code Box.

This is a social satire voice comedy about a fictional dating site that is for those who are extremely desperate and will take anything that comes their way. Deadbeat romance made easy. I wrote the script in one day and recorded it the following day.

The Script:

Are you struggling to find a date?

Do you have low standards?

Will you take anything that comes your way?

If you answered yes to any of these questions then do I have the solution for you

Introducing deadbeat dating! The only dating site that is fair game for literally anyone, we set the bar so low that literally anyone can find a date.

So if you’re desperate as hell then why not sign up today

Whether you’re after that easy plus one for a family event, or you’re looking for Mister or Mrs Wrong.

We’ve got you covered

There’s someone for everyone here.

From trashy single moms, and drug addicts

To criminals and TSA workers

We’ve got quite the collection of deadbeats

But remember, beggars can’t be choosers but you already know that, otherwise you wouldn’t be here.

Deadbeat Dating!

Bottom of the barrel dating made easy