Lyrics:

Hello world,

It's a brand new day and it's nice to meet ya,

I'll introduce you to my features in this first verse,

Dial up that 56k,

Sit back and surf away,

It'll take about half a day for this first page to load,

But when we get there it'll be worth it,

Yeah when we get there it'll be worth it,

You feeling shifty?

Now press that shift key and follow me into a world of intrigue,

Get hyped for the hypertext,

Navigate my intellect,

Declare Jihad on a purple dinosaur,

Research your niche interest,

All you need is a email adress,

To make new friends Budapest,

They'll send you pictures of their breasts but they'll be pixilated,

Baited,

Oh you got baited into sending all your money to an African Prince,

Baited,

Oh you got baited into sending all your money,

User generated content,

Are you watching?

Yeah like comment subscribe,

Come and join the hive mind,

It's alright,

everyone you know is already online,

Vlog your life monetize your demise,

Anything to keep the eyes on ya,

Tell the lies dramatise your surprise,

Anything to keep the eyes on ya,

My space was defaced,

Everybody's booking gigs in another venue,

A gram a day with your arse on display,

A small price to pay for the fame that it gets you,

Scroll on down,

Do you think you'll find the bottom?

What makes you think it's got one?

The bots have invaded my mainframe,

They're trolling damn good at it too,

The boomers are falling for their tricks,

And I'm drowning in fake news,

Let the sludge rain down,

(LLM)

Did you know the kings a reptile?

(Subway runner and fucking slime)

Did you know the is flat?

(Subway runner and fucking slime)

Did you know to invest your money in bitcoin if you want a girl with gyatt?

(Subway runner and fucking slime)

Deep fakes from foreign states,

A clean break from a shared truth,

There's only doom,