Leave this planet, Sir.
This is just straight up awful, i can't even offer constructive criticism to a JOKE.
Well, get a better mic, try to atleast do voices at different times or atleast edit them or other than that... Just please leave this planet.
I am not trying to be mean, instead i am doing this solely to help you!
Please people will start thinking your A GOOF D: Goodluck brah.