A retro inspired doowop song for when you've opened an umbrella indoors, broke a mirror, walked under a ladder on Friday the 13th, and just having overall bad luck.

It's a doggone drag.

LYRICS:

Isn’t it a drag.

Isn’t it a drag.

It’s time to stop, reverse the clock.

Doggone it, it's a drag.

The earth stands still.

Your pride is spilled.

You’ve failed the test.

And left a mess dead in your wake.

Almighty’s sake.. What happened.

Your luck ran out.

You scream and shout.

For what cruel god

would force the odds against your way

Oh I don’t know. What can I say?

Isn’t it a drag.

Isn’t it a drag.

It’s time to stop, reverse the clock.

Doggone it, it's a drag.

The world is burned.

The tide has turned.

The berg has struck

and down we go into the deep.

Sweet jesus why, why me.

And though I fall,

I stand up tall.

Trudging through

a sea of lies and quarter truths.

What is the way, the best way through?

Everything is finite, and all our time is borrowed.

Laughter makes the days bright? The matter isn’t so.

Behind the gay veneer, is misery and fear.

The character we play is not sincere.

Isn’t it a drag.

Isn’t it a drag.

It’s time to stop, reverse the clock.

Doggone it, it's a drag.