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X3ll3n - Newgrounds' Yiff Collab 2023

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Hey boys, X3ll3n here !


We made it happen, a penis collab successor, for April Fools nonetheless !


I wanted to make a funny meme song for the occasion, and with that goal in mind, I started thinking. I subconsciously remembered watching FlashGitz's "Furry Crusade" with SingPiano on the Undergrounds (now Fourwinds Bar) Discord server some days ago. This combined with a melody that appeared in my head yesterday, it gave me the following idea.


This song tells the story of a promising young man with a bright future ahead of him, as he wakes up in the morning and opens Twitter on his phone.... WHEN SUDDENLY, furry porn appears... And it's spreading fast !
The protagonist falls into a rabbithole of degeneracy and slowly turns into a furry.


That's right baby, i've improved my storytelling skills !


This song took me a bit over 6 hours to create as far as production goes, around 8 if we include me and the boys coming up with the lyrics / using SynthV.


It's funny because my shitposts often end up better than my usual songs. They are also the only tracks I'm able to finish alone these days (my last completed original solo song was around 6 months ago).


I think I could have polished it a bit more (especially the vocals), but they seemed good as they were sooooo, yep.


Anyway, I hope you enjoy this little thing that is much better than it has any rights to. I'm pretty sure Spangles loves it since he keeps listening to it and humming a line he wrote while making his chair scream in agony as I'm writing this line.


I think I'll rework this at a later date and turn it into an actual song which I'll release. If you want that to happen feel free to write it in the comment section down below !


With that said, let's get to the lyrics :)


[Verse 1]

Wake up, in the morning

Jerking my body pillow

Rolling, out of bed

Grabbed my phone feeling mellow


Scrolling, through my feed

Hot memes in an endless stream

Until, suddenly

Appears a frightening thing


There's furry porn spreading everywhere

It's making my blood boil and I can't hide anywhere, Wo ohh

Who thought about this nefarious scheme

I would never have thought that this could be so extreme


[Pre-Chorus 1]

(oh no-o, oh no-o)

I'm now questioning myself

(oh no-o, oh no-o)

I'm growing hair everywhere

(oh no-o, oh no-o)

My dingdong is expanding

(oh no-o, oh no-o)

I'm becoming a furry

/dog bark sfx/


[Drop]


[Verse 2]

Met a giant squirrel, who wanted to chew my nuts

So I gave him a twirl, as I came in his guts

Pointy Maw, Bushy tail, Inflated and fan of vore

Beastiality is best reality (that's the line Spangles keeps humming, he's proud of it)


[Bridge]

Pump up the volume while stick my cock

in the vaccuum high on valium but I don't commit no crime, no.

i don't give no dime anymore

cuz' i'm slowly dying, from a huge case of lyme, owo


[Pre-Chorus 2]

(oh wo-o, oh wo-o)

This shit makes me wanna groan

(oh wo-o, oh wo-o)

I'm rotten down to the bone

(oh wo-o, oh wo-o)

Your feet make me wanna yiff

(oh wo-o, oh wo-o)

I have become a furry


[Drop 2]


Production & Vocals : @X3LL3N

Lyrics : @X3LL3N, @SPANGLESNG, @SingPiano, @KroKroKro, @lordmagian

Lying around in VC : @MyLambda, @9Hammer


🎶 Follow X3ll3n :

• Newgrounds : https://x3ll3n.newgrounds.com/

• Soundcloud : https://soundcloud.com/x3ll3n

• Youtube : https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCP7YVa81D4B0oZ2ypDzGGeg

• Spotify : https://open.spotify.com/artist/3QR2CfvMJL7sxMwN5UMRGX

• Other Platforms (Instagram, Audius...) : https://linktr.ee/x3ll3n


The drop reminds me a bit of "Legend" by Tha Trickaz somehow.

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NOO! WE LOST HIM! DAMMIT!

IM DYING LMFAOOOOOO

THIS IS SO FUCKING STUPID AND FUNNY AT THE SAME TIME

X3LL3N responds:

Well then, my good sir, you're never gonna believe this...
CHECK OUT THE PREQUEL CALLED "NEWGROUND PENIS COLLAB", IR'S GONNA BLOW YOUR MIND !!!
Very based song, both are usable on GD :)

SPANGLESNG responds:

Thanks

these lyrics are so relatable... god damn, I think a tear is starting to form in my eyes

X3LL3N responds:

I authorize you to make a cover for NGADM lmao

The founding fathers writing the consitution:

X3LL3N responds:

This my good sir would be the penis collab (where it all started)

When I saw the word furry porn I know this is going to be a banger and Im not wrong.

Edit: This is so epic W, giant gay squirrel 💀💀💀

X3LL3N responds:

The squirrel receiving a twirl is a metaphore describing SingPiano sucking Spangles' pp :)

SPANGLESNG responds:

Hahaaaah!...


Uhhh... what?!?!?

Credits & Info

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Listens
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Faves:
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Downloads
42
Votes
53
Score
4.43 / 5.00

Uploaded
Apr 1, 2023
6:00 AM EDT
Genre
Dance
File Info
Song
5.8 MB
2 min 33 sec
Software
  • FL Studio
  • Kontakt
  • Serum
  • LABS
  • Sylenth1
  • OTT
  • CamelCrusher
  • Valhalla VintageVerb
  • Kickstart
  • Spire
  • Filter
  • Pro-Q 3
  • Nexus 3

Licensing Terms

Please contact me if you would like to use this in a project. We can discuss the details.