HAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHA! Nerdstep, lol
Hey boys, X3ll3n here !
We made it happen, a penis collab successor, for April Fools nonetheless !
I wanted to make a funny meme song for the occasion, and with that goal in mind, I started thinking. I subconsciously remembered watching FlashGitz's "Furry Crusade" with SingPiano on the Undergrounds (now Fourwinds Bar) Discord server some days ago. This combined with a melody that appeared in my head yesterday, it gave me the following idea.
This song tells the story of a promising young man with a bright future ahead of him, as he wakes up in the morning and opens Twitter on his phone.... WHEN SUDDENLY, furry porn appears... And it's spreading fast !
The protagonist falls into a rabbithole of degeneracy and slowly turns into a furry.
That's right baby, i've improved my storytelling skills !
This song took me a bit over 6 hours to create as far as production goes, around 8 if we include me and the boys coming up with the lyrics / using SynthV.
It's funny because my shitposts often end up better than my usual songs. They are also the only tracks I'm able to finish alone these days (my last completed original solo song was around 6 months ago).
I think I could have polished it a bit more (especially the vocals), but they seemed good as they were sooooo, yep.
Anyway, I hope you enjoy this little thing that is much better than it has any rights to. I'm pretty sure Spangles loves it since he keeps listening to it and humming a line he wrote while making his chair scream in agony as I'm writing this line.
I think I'll rework this at a later date and turn it into an actual song which I'll release. If you want that to happen feel free to write it in the comment section down below !
With that said, let's get to the lyrics :)
[Verse 1]
Wake up, in the morning
Jerking my body pillow
Rolling, out of bed
Grabbed my phone feeling mellow
Scrolling, through my feed
Hot memes in an endless stream
Until, suddenly
Appears a frightening thing
There's furry porn spreading everywhere
It's making my blood boil and I can't hide anywhere, Wo ohh
Who thought about this nefarious scheme
I would never have thought that this could be so extreme
[Pre-Chorus 1]
(oh no-o, oh no-o)
I'm now questioning myself
(oh no-o, oh no-o)
I'm growing hair everywhere
(oh no-o, oh no-o)
My dingdong is expanding
(oh no-o, oh no-o)
I'm becoming a furry
/dog bark sfx/
[Drop]
[Verse 2]
Met a giant squirrel, who wanted to chew my nuts
So I gave him a twirl, as I came in his guts
Pointy Maw, Bushy tail, Inflated and fan of vore
Beastiality is best reality (that's the line Spangles keeps humming, he's proud of it)
[Bridge]
Pump up the volume while stick my cock
in the vaccuum high on valium but I don't commit no crime, no.
i don't give no dime anymore
cuz' i'm slowly dying, from a huge case of lyme, owo
[Pre-Chorus 2]
(oh wo-o, oh wo-o)
This shit makes me wanna groan
(oh wo-o, oh wo-o)
I'm rotten down to the bone
(oh wo-o, oh wo-o)
Your feet make me wanna yiff
(oh wo-o, oh wo-o)
I have become a furry
[Drop 2]
Production & Vocals : @X3LL3N
Lyrics : @X3LL3N, @SPANGLESNG, @SingPiano, @KroKroKro, @lordmagian
Lying around in VC : @MyLambda, @9Hammer
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The drop reminds me a bit of "Legend" by Tha Trickaz somehow.
HAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHA! Nerdstep, lol
NOO! WE LOST HIM! DAMMIT!
IM DYING LMFAOOOOOO
THIS IS SO FUCKING STUPID AND FUNNY AT THE SAME TIME
Well then, my good sir, you're never gonna believe this...
CHECK OUT THE PREQUEL CALLED "NEWGROUND PENIS COLLAB", IR'S GONNA BLOW YOUR MIND !!!
Very based song, both are usable on GD :)
these lyrics are so relatable... god damn, I think a tear is starting to form in my eyes
I authorize you to make a cover for NGADM lmao
The founding fathers writing the consitution:
This my good sir would be the penis collab (where it all started)
Please contact me if you would like to use this in a project. We can discuss the details.