mom went to the toiled, but the toiled broke from her farding too hard. so she had to find a new toilet as quick as possible or else she was going to shid herself brutally with severe diarrhea. so she went on a very extravagant journey to find the next toilet which is also represented in this song.

[SPOILER ahead]...

The end:

she then finds her peace and gets to shid in the toilet without creating a ginormeouus mess