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Ronald Reagan visits the BBS

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Inspired by this this wonderful thread.

RIP General Bouletin Board System.


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Well, Nancy and I were browsing the Newgrounds forum, yes, and we saw multiple "threads" about sensitive areas. The penis, the vagina, the breasts, and even the ehh rear. A select few are even "poasting" accusations about Nancy being the throat goat, whatever that may mean. Now in all my years with her I can tell you that never have I ever heard my wife go baaah even once. Goat? She hasn't even got a beard last I checked. H'well, I err, I must say that me and Nancy saw so much... Absurdity in those forums, I h'well, here, I printed some of those- those messages, those "poasts" as they call it, err, here's one of them right here, by one of the "forum usuals", as they call 'em, h'well: "if Rouge the Bat was real I would finna shove my face down that wrinkly brown sack of--" okay now, h'well yu'see, h'well...

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Even the rear lol

WVDB responds:

In retrospective this audio feels awfully similiar to those "Joe Biden gives speech about evil wizard kush" videos that are made nowadays...

It Was Pretty Funny

WVDB responds:

H'well mister, I do say you're quite funny yourself as well err yes I do say so myself.

Fuck you Reagan you ruined America

But you also made it so Transformers got on TV so I don’t hate you too much for that

WVDB responds:

H'well I saw the little robot men on the TV jumping around and I said to myself, err, h'well, this can't be all that bad.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

this friggin rocks, love the addition of the ambience to really make it sound like he's at a press conference talking about this. a press conference in Earthbound, no less!

WVDB responds:

H'well I did a little err, a little sound mixing and h'well, all I can say is that I had a little fun with it, I say.

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