Even the rear lol
Inspired by this this wonderful thread.
RIP General Bouletin Board System.
Transcript: Well, Nancy and I were browsing the Newgrounds forum, yes, and we saw multiple "threads" about sensitive areas. The penis, the vagina, the breasts, and even the ehh rear. A select few are even "poasting" accusations about Nancy being the throat goat, whatever that may mean. Now in all my years with her I can tell you that never have I ever heard my wife go baaah even once. Goat? She hasn't even got a beard last I checked. H'well, I err, I must say that me and Nancy saw so much... Absurdity in those forums, I h'well, here, I printed some of those- those messages, those "poasts" as they call it, err, here's one of them right here, by one of the "forum usuals", as they call 'em, h'well: "if Rouge the Bat was real I would finna shove my face down that wrinkly brown sack of--" okay now, h'well yu'see, h'well...
Music used: Battle Against Belch
Even the rear lol
In retrospective this audio feels awfully similiar to those "Joe Biden gives speech about evil wizard kush" videos that are made nowadays...
It Was Pretty Funny
H'well mister, I do say you're quite funny yourself as well err yes I do say so myself.
Fuck you Reagan you ruined America
But you also made it so Transformers got on TV so I don’t hate you too much for that
H'well I saw the little robot men on the TV jumping around and I said to myself, err, h'well, this can't be all that bad.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
this friggin rocks, love the addition of the ambience to really make it sound like he's at a press conference talking about this. a press conference in Earthbound, no less!
H'well I did a little err, a little sound mixing and h'well, all I can say is that I had a little fun with it, I say.
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