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Let's Pet the Seeing-Eye Dog

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Author Comments

This quirky thing is supposed to sound like inarticulate confusion. The title comes from when I touched a dog an old man was carrying four years ago, not realizing it was a seeing-eye dog. My friends reacted like I was burning a house down-"Don't touch that dog! It's a seeing-eye dog! They are specially trained, strange people can't touch them!" I'm saying, "I didnt know that! Give me the benefit of the doubt, bud! Oooh, I petted a seeing-eye dog by mistake, take me to federal prison so I can toss the salad, why dont'cha! Maybe I should buy him a new dog that's also trained to bite unsuspecting petters! Better yet, why don't I replace the dog and become a seeing-eye human! If you pet me, I won't stop being effective like some stupid mutt! Hey give me a Milk-bone and I'll do a trick! You won't even need to put a leash around me, and I won't crap on your carpet. Yea, petting a seeing eye dog is the worst thing..."

Yes, I'm still bitter.



is definately the right word. not the best track ever, but that rant more than made up for it!

chrisjt responds:

I guess if I ever make an album, the liner notes will be interesting.

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Credits & Info


Jan 11, 2008
6:14 PM EST
File Info
2.6 MB
2 min 48 sec
3.21 / 5.00

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Please contact me if you would like to use this in a project. We can discuss the details.