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Dead Rats, Bloated Fish & Battery Acid In The Mattress


Author Comments

New beat!

I'm working on another Beat Tape.

This one is called Fish on a Hook. A bunch of bait-worthy trax.

This track features a hook from Jakprogresso. I let him rent my basement so we could record him talking about killing women. He stole all my food out of the upstairs fridge, filled the freezer with dead animals, left the basement riddled with corpses, dead rats, and a water cooler filled to the brim of decaying fish. I still have yet to evict him. His bars are just too good, and the women he brings over are delicious.

The bodies in the backyard stink to high heaven

Cockroaches scatter when I turn on the light in the kitchen

The heat has been turned all the way up to seventy-seven

I am so fucking sick of livin' in these putrid conditions

This chick's throat is making my clit hard

All the bodies in the backyard are surrounded by tick infested pines and cottonwoods that stand guard amid the thick dick parts

My beats are better than these stiffs' sick hearts

You think my purse holds worse when your kids lip art crawls away after ten spliffs knocked you out in a poor hick park

Your suss dogs lick their asshole as they build farts

Porous logs split a werewolf's carcass open after it's culled your pain pill mill apart

while I dance in a forest with lilting fae-folk tilting windmills as narcs bark

It's never too dark to tear into women's clothes as a skin walker

I'm too young for Aunt Mae and too old for Peter Parker so I pin sins on the farmer's daughter

King Arthur got spit on by a street talker

My ears are so underground you'd think I was a frightened knight in creaking sneak armor

I speak evil so loud I only seek weevils who talk themselves into impaling weak people

atop church steeples as I watch wearing pleated garters

My lyrics are so deep, they were only discovered in a peat bog after a week-long lite-brite fire was mistaken as a cry for help from our outer space leak partners

These weak markers suck

I need a sheet of acid laced with beet juice that's been aged like a fine wine made inside a cement truck

Watch the cylinder turn as I wait for my girl to cluck

Her pussy tastes like a chicken baked in tar after it was forced to panhandle on the sidewalk baiting men to enter cars with no luck

Turned around just before it got sent to the dog pound by mistake

Watch as I drown it in the lake along with this streetwalker's pretty rounded face

They say I should try to play nice with the people in this place

But all I want to do is go to town down near the women's napes

and stick my fingers in their navels after I've removed each eye and dislocate their legs

Help me, I don't want to immolate anguished naked forms anymore

I simply want to replace Andrew Tate's languished Red Pill grifter race after a trip to the corner liquor store for some arson bait


Hook Lyrics:

300 of your vampire Frenchman

Let's begin fencing

Musketeer hearts with their heads feather bent in

? The Naumus the royal descending

Slave driving wenches who dig trenches around my castle's entrance

SAMPLE: Heroin and Your Veins (guitar)

SAMPLE: Nobuo Uematsu (piano, strings, and bass)

SAMPLE: Jakprogresso (hook)

SAMPLE: Stahlhammer (vox)

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Credits & Info


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Sep 20, 2022
11:47 AM EDT
File Info
7.7 MB
3 min 23 sec
  • FL Studio
  • Geektronic
  • Wave Traveller

Licensing Terms

Please contact me if you would like to use this in a project. We can discuss the details.

* Contains third-party samples.
Excercise caution when using it, refer to author comments / contact the author for details.