No Snow In Australia

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Everybody's happy, there's smiles all around,
There's tinsel on the tree, and dirt on the ground,
No snowmen, no angels, no fucking jingle bells
Cos there's no snow in Australia.

Frosty's gone and melted and his puddle's gone to moosh,
The yule log caused a fire that's spreading through the bush,
The firemen wear red suits but Santa can't be found
Cos there's no snow in Australia.

Saint Nick died of heatstroke, the reindeer ate his corpse,
He should've switched to singlets, and maybe a flying horse,
If you're going to wear a fur hat then your sleigh best have A.C
Cos there's no snow in Australia.

But even though the sun beats down and quashes Christmas cheer,
We all still hold the hope in us that forecast for next year,
There'll be a fucking blizzard that will cool down all our beer...


Cos there's no snow in Australia!

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):.. I wish I had snow!

this is a really great song!

i should know. i co wrote it after all.

seriously TK-shyster, if you look at the page for my version you see that she has writing credit. heck, i even linked to this version. She does have a sexy voice after all.

i've heard another auther submit this but

for some reason this is the only one that stays up... love the song , dont know if you really composed it but kootos

IvysaurClock responds:

ChalkClock and I wrote the song together, if that's what you're talking about. If it isn't, then I'd really like to see who else has submitted it. :)

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Jan 7, 2008
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