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Adventure In The Weird West: Singing at The Nowhere Saloon

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I figured since the characters are ancestors of CIEIR Music, there was bound to be their version of a Light Harmony Song. In this case the Bartender decides to test their ability as musicians. The result of which wasn't the typical piano fest you'd expect in a saloon. Instead a haunting educational ditty that gives the locals advice on how to deal with the garden variety monsters. The Bartender was about to cancel their music before a panic is at their hands, but all of them draw their guns at them and the audience. Believing at least one member of the audience is a monster in disguise. They first offer cash reward to anyone that would turn the monster over. Then proceed to plan B. Threatening to shoot the audience until one displays the effects of silver bullet pain. It wasn't until they spotted someone covering their ears in pain, which they deduce is not just from their singing, but the fact that it's a Werewolf in disguise and high pitched sounds like singing physically hurt them. As the song ends a familiar harmonica plays. It's one of the Cowboys of The Damned.


Lyrics:

Monsters knocking at your doors and windows.

Bringing Blood and Terror where they all go.

Women men and children are not safe now.

When they come after all of you, death will follow.

But fret not because we're here to help you.

We have the means to destroy them all yes.

Silver bullets and other weapons too.

Learn to use them and they will save you from their claws.

Stakes through the hearts will take out vampires.

One good Silver slug and Werewolves are next.

Religious text will scare demons away.

But for those nasty ghouls blow their fucking heads off.

But the most important thing of all time.

Never give into your fears of them now.

Fear is what they feed on you the most yes.

Face your fears and you will come out better alive.

Now that you know what to do with them now.

We only ask for something back from you.

Not wealth or fame just information yes.

Who amongst all of you is a monster under.

We offer a cash reward for your help.

One of you is not what they seem to be.

Could be that gentleman or this lady.

One of you is spying on us for your master.

Come on out and show yourself you coward.

Face your death with some form of dignity.

If you don't come out right now and show us.

We will shoot random slugs into our audience.

If you're human, worse you get is a hole.

But the pain of silver is way worse now.

This is your last chance come on out monster.

Face us or we'll weed you out and you don't want that.

You have been warned now it's time to shoot you all.

We are sorry, but it's to be sure.

We have 36 shots among all of us.

I see someone does not like our song it's like.

They can't stand the sound of our own voices.

Not annoyance but physical pain too.

Maybe they have some advanced hearing yes.

You know what this means now, that's a deadly werewolf.

You!

I figured to differentiate them from the original CIEIR Group, these people as befitting of Western Heroes are more ruthless and care less about collateral damage so long as they get work done.

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Wait, they are LH’s ancestors?

Credits & Info

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Faves:
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Score
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Uploaded
Sep 8, 2022
2:13 AM EDT
Genre
Synthwave
File Info
Song
4.7 MB
4 min 17 sec
Software
  • FL Studio
  • MuseScore 2

Licensing Terms

Please contact me if you would like to use this in a project. We can discuss the details.