This started off as left-over bits from my album, Super Golyhedronland.

Lyrics:



Please read this instruction booklet

Maximise your day’s enjoyment

Plug that cartridge in and power on

The controls are so simple

A selects and B will cancel

X and Y will choose a different gun

Press start to pause until you

Press again and you’ll continue

Power down to terminate your fun

DON’T try to disassemble

DO NOT store in high temperatures

DO NOT clean the terminal with

Benzene alcohol or solvent

ALWAYS keep the plastic sleeve on

REGULARLY save your game we

Hope that you enjoy the latest

32 bit high-def ultra

Hi-res hi-refresh rate dolby

Software made for you!!!

Every character plays different

Try them all, get an achievement

Look for secrets hidden all around

Try not to fall for any traps

If you get lost consult the map

And talk to everyone in town

Choose between easy and hard mode

Or enter the Konami code

Turn up the music and the sound

DON’T try to disassemble

DO NOT store in high temperatures

DO NOT clean the terminal with

Benzene alcohol or solvent

ALWAYS keep the plastic sleeve on

REGULARLY save your game we

Hope that you enjoy the latest

64 bit high-def ultra

Hi-res hi-refresh rate dolby

Blast processing hardcore

RAM expanded state-of-the-art hi tech

Software made for you!!!

Read these instructions before use

Because the rules are quite obtuse

We don’t want you to quit too soon

And we tried so hard to explain

How you’re supposed to play this game

So you don’t waste your afternoon

If you ignore us don’t complain

And tell us level 3’s insane

Don’t say we didn’t warn you!

DO NOT try to disassemble

DO NOT store in high temperatures

DO NOT clean the terminal with

Benzene alcohol or solvent

ALWAYS keep the plastic sleeve on

REGULARLY save your game we

Hope that you enjoy the latest

1-2-8 bit high-def ultra

Hi-res hi-refresh rate dolby

Blast processing hardcore

RAM expanded state-of-the-art hi tech

Ultra realistic ray trace

Procedural generated

Hi-polygon 8k 3D

Triple A seal of approval

Massive multiplayer co-op

Lag free light gun micro macro

Hi bit, hi rate, hi performance

Super mega ultra powered

Software made for you!!!