You can split the moon clean in half, part the Red Sea

Feed the whole world with a can of sardines

Turn water into wine -- I’ll still saw logs

I know in my heart of hearts -- the lizard brain is God

Not even a madman with a Kalashnikov

Could empty every church, mosque, and synagogue

With the speed of Amazon dot com

Shut up and fill your shopping cart -- the lizard brain is God

Saint Benedict’s Army can’t scare me

Perignon’s barrels took over the monastery

Now Skid Row crawls with the monks in black

Keep your windows up, doors locked, foot on the gas

Torch every Bible, Qu’ran, Vendidad, Zohar

Line those shelves with every single Dawkins memoir

Rest in peace John Harvey Kellogg

Now we live in a Wal-Mart on Mars -- the lizard brain is God