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Newgrounds: Still Alive (BETA)

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PLEASE Leave Reviews! I respond to all :3

I'm not sure if with the materials provided, I'll be able to create a complete, pure sounding rendition of this song; the lyrics are nearly finished, but my only lead to the instrumental song cuts off at an undesirable point, which is causing problems.

I understand that the quality isn't the greatest, but ask to enjoy anyway.

For those who find the lyrics hard to understand:

This was a triumph
I'm making a post here, HUGE SUCCESS
It's hard to overstate my sarcasm

Newgrounds BBS
We post what we find, because, it's fun
For the lulz of all posters, except the ones who are banned.

But there's no sense crying over every mistake
You just keep on posting til you get banned by Jade
And the meme gets old, and BBR acts cold
Towards the people who are still alive

I'm not even CAPS LOCKED
I'm being serious, right now
Even though you flamed my ass and trolled me
I'm torn into pieces, and threw every piece into a pile
As they laughed, it hurt because, you said my topic was FAIL

Now these Photoshopped pictures call for beautiful threads
When we're out of talent, use MSPaint instead
So I'm glad I got flamed, cuz I have an alt account
For the people who are still alive.

Music (c) Valve Software :D


A Lyric i found on BDD3

But theres no sense crying over watching this flash
It was sponsored by newgrounds so im spending the cash!


sonicmega responds:

Thank god the flash and audio on Newgrounds are both free. :)

Oh God, funny.

This is the funniest remake of the portal song, better yet, it's NG themed! I love how this sound pretty damn relevant to the portal song.

"You just keep on trying until you're out of cake."
"You just keep on posting till you're banned by Jade."

Pure genius, I suggest lengthening it to the whole song.

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sonicmega responds:

Like I said to others before you, I'll finish it as soon as the material becomes available, but in the meantime I thank you for your patience.

I had a lot of fun with this, so I'm glad you did too!

Nice, sah.

This is the perfect balance of other people's work, and pure creativity (I.E. Parody)
You, sir, are giving a good name to people who re-lyric songs.

sonicmega responds:

Why thank you very much, my good sir. Perhaps one of my favorite boredom-spawned activities is re-lyricing songs to my favorite locations to visit. Perhaps something even better will spawn in the future :D

For the lulz of all posters xD

This is simply awesome, dude.
Seriously, I rock at changing voice, Can I try to do it with the GlaDOS voice ?

Mp me if you're ok, Oh and, please, finish it, it rocks.

sonicmega responds:

I'll finish it as soon as the material becomes available, but in the meantime I thank you for your patience.

A GlaDOSed version has already been put together, actually, but you have my permission to give your own attempt at it!



I don't really go on the Newgrounds forums, like... ever, but, this song was ridiculously funny. I don't really laugh at things I hear on the internet, but this made me, so kudos to you. This is a beautiful piece of work. Btw, your voice is awesome. xDDD;;

I love how the guitar just fades from the backround for the last line. xDDD

sonicmega responds:

A lot of people asked WHY the song stops there, but the answer to that is because that's how far the karaoke version goes before the voice reappears, so I had to stop there. I still REALLY want to make a full version of this, though.

Regardless, thanks for checking this out even though it's not featured! I'm glad you were pleasantly surprised!

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Credits & Info


4.29 / 5.00

Dec 31, 2007
11:10 PM EST
File Info
1.5 MB
1 min 38 sec

Licensing Terms

Please contact me if you would like to use this in a project. We can discuss the details.