yep this ones going viral i can feel it.

tom fulp

ill give u one last chance

before i beat ur tush

and make u crap ur pants

this is it no more excuse

this is it now i light the fuse

ahem 

 put me on the front page

or else u will feel my rage

put me on the front page

before i put in a tight cage

put me on the front page

before i put u in the ice age

i earn a minimum wage

but i still got mad swage

and i still can pay my mortgage

and i act like a teenage

now its time to take stage

blowing harder than a wind gauge

tastes hotter than smoked sausage

fulpy stinking like garbage

give me a massage

sitting in my garage

burning like white sage

flying higher than space age

got the hottest ribs in my rib cage

and im still not vaxxed

u cant vax me fulp (cant do it!) )