Don't be so harsh
"No offense"? Starting a complaint like yours with that sentence doesn't quite fit. You have to consider that it was just a first attempt. I'm not actually sure why my frined put it on here in the first place. Make your reviews a little more gentle next time, because frankly, pointing out that it's uninspired tripe really, REALLY, just doesn't help.
Note: I only attatched a star rating because I had to.