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Welcome to Barovia (Bo Burnham Parody)

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Welcome to Barovia have a look around

Evilness is lurking in this valley that you’ve found

We’ve got Plenty of Plot Hooks Some Evil, Some Good

If you’re still feeling hopeful here you’ve misunderstood


Welcome to Ravenloft Come and Take a Seat

would you like to try a glass of wine or some suspicious meat

There’s no need to worry You’re my humble guest, haha

Until you start to bore me then your blood I’ll ingest


Welcome to Barovia what would you prefer

would you fight for peasants rights or be a party saboteur

Be Happy Be Thirsty Be bursting with Rage

We got a million different Quests to engage


Welcome to Ravenloft Put your cares aside

here’s a tip draining plasma, here’s my love who sadly died (Ireena Image)

We’ve got zombies and Werewolf’s and Magical Swords

And a bunch of colored pencil drawings of me and Ireena Kolyana

getting married and staying together forever


Welcome to Barovia, Hold on to your Soul

Cause you just escaped the Death House so you’re under my control.

It’s Foggy and Oppressive I’ll give you a Tour

You’ll never leave here, of that I am sure


See a Man beheaded Get Dejected, Have a Drink

Bring me Paintings of Ireena Tell me every thought you think

Form a Party, start a fire

Just don’t mess with this Vampire

give you all that you desire

till you find out I’m a liar then you-


here’s a healthy breakfast option

You should kill your Monk!

Why do Women never love me?

Here’s a Dagger, Kill your Monk


What type of hero are you?

Take a Card and See

I brought you to this Demi-plane

to be playthings for Me!


Could I Interest you in visiting

for all of time?

Insanity and Suffering

For all the Time

Fratricide’s a Tragedy

and I’m Bored all the Time

you are here to entertain me

for all of time.


Could I Interest you in visiting

for all of time?

Insanity and Suffering

For all the Time

Fratricide’s a Tragedy

and I’m Bored all the Time

you are here to entertain me

for all of time.

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Uploaded
Jul 21, 2021
9:38 PM EDT
Genre
Nerdcore
File Info
Song
4.5 MB
1 min 59 sec
Software
  • Live

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