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Don't Piss Off the Lord

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If you wanna support me further and buy this for $1 it's on my BandCamp: https://thatjohnnyguy.bandcamp.com/track/dont-piss-off-the-lord-explicit


So, some years ago for my 7 Days to Die playthrough comedy series on YouTube, I roleplayed as my character Billy Joe, and then came up with this song during one of my sessions with my friends. This isn't meant to be offensive but in good lighthearted fun, so lighten up. :P Enjoy! PS: This will be on my Johnny Guy record. LYRICS BELOW!


=LYRICS=


We all do things that humans do

We smoke, drink, and screw

But, if there's one thing that you can't afford

When ya go to church and walk through that door


Don't piss off the Lord

Don't piss off the Lord

If he asks for a Porche and you give him a Ford

Don't piss off the Lord


My name is Billy Joe, and here's a little song

'Bout anything and everything, you shouldn't do for long

'Cause someone's watchin' out, for your life my friend

But, if ya sin with a big ol' grin, your life is gonna end

So, just don't mess up, or I'll make ya walk the line

If ya peed on the streets of Dollywood I'll make sure ya do the time

'Cause Dolly might Parton you, but I'm gonna kick your ass

'Cause ya done gone pissed off the Lord again, like many times in the past


Don't piss off the Lord

Don't piss off the Lord

Don't kick the baby when you're bored

Don't piss off the Lord

Don't piss off the Lord

Don't piss off the Lord

This song got me kicked out of church before

Then my parents knocked my ass to the floor

Don't piss off the Lord


I went down to a Catholic boarding school, thought it might be great

Then I saw all the nuns glare at me with a cold stare of hate

I got myself detention for getting in a fight

When they smacked my ass with a ruler, I'd found something I liked

I liked a girl named Nancy, the school said her skirt was short

But, it was still at her knees when they made the report

Then a bolt of lightning knocked the power out

I guess we all just gotta learn what this song's about


Don't piss off the Lord

Don't piss off the Lord

If he's watchin' the game, ya unplug the cord

Don't piss off the Lord

Don't piss off the Lord

Don't piss off the Lord

If you're a salesman at my door

Don't piss off the Loooord

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