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Please Stop Making Things Out Of Almonds

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I may be a little bit salty about allergy-free substitutes. Just a little bit.


@JohnnyGuy said I should post this after I had made it months ago and have been just sitting on it, so thank him for bringing this to your earholes. :D


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Please stop making things out of almonds

It feels like culinary lyin'

If I have to taste some almond milk

One

More

Time,

I may just start up and cryin'


(I was making some hot cocoa, and I go

to put the almond milk on the stove

so it would be, y'know - hot cocoa.

I come back to the stove and it legitimately

smelled like I was making cyanide.


I can see the people at the board meeting now:

"Soy isn't healthy enough of a substitute!

What else behaves the same? Coconut? Bananas? Rice?!?!"

And some wise guy raises his hand and blurts out:

"ALMONDS!!!!!!!")


Please stop making things out of almonds

It feels like culinary lyin'

If I have to taste some almond flour

One

More

Time,

I may just start up and cryin'

I may just start up and cryin'

Healthy doesn't mean a bitter aftertaste, I mean c'mon

gluten-free bread tastes good, you have no excuse, almonds.

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Dungeonation responds:

Give credit and you’re good to do so! :D

i love how relatable this is

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Mar 15, 2021
1:38 AM EDT
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1 min 31 sec
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