A short, simple song about everyone's favorite pony antagonizer, Trixie! Featuring the vocals of my great friend, BogurtYogurt, now remastered for Newgrounds!

The song was originally made for the DustCar competition, where it was known for having the tombstone snare.

[VERSE 1]

I was strolling along my day

Then I saw this pony with a hat

With her wagon on her back

And I told her "What's with that?"

She had this eager attitude

She told me she was Great and Powerful

And I thought, to my pony brain

That it was all bull.

[CHORUS]

Why won't you get out of our town?

You have proven yourself you're nothing but a clown

I'm confused, and I conclude

It's all your fault

There is no other way to say

That your whole life's worth is but a piece of hay

I'm confused, and I conclude

It's Trixie's fault!

[VERSE 2]

She came back to ponyville tonight

And she challenged Twilight Sparkle on the sight

(A) Magic duel and a fight

Yet she cheated and she lied

She has this new assistant friend

The one who enslaved villages, she's just a threat

And I thought, to my pony brain

That we were gonna die

[CHORUS]

Original Version: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DWWm5Nd0LfE