"I knew this would happen someday." Say'd Chris as he became closer to the edge. He jumped and fell from the 20 storey building he screamed for 2 seconds before re-evaluating his life choices and seeing his life flash before his eyes. As soon as he hit the ground.

"AAAAH!!" He woke up "Why couldn't this be reality not a stupid dream. As he scratched his head he noticed a lil' thread on his pointer finger and a dark cloak next too him. He touched the cloak to see his hand just get engulfed by the dark thing. "AAAAAAAHHHHH!!!" he screamed once more as he took his hand out of the cloak.

"Fuck's sake can you not shove your hand into me!!" a feminine voice echoed "If you wanted to wake me up you could've just called me i'm already up from the first scream." The cloak now rose revealing a bloodied skull with two spider like fangs protruding from where the teeth should've been. Chris started opening his mouth "STOP!" the cloaked skull censored. "What are you?" Chris questioned. "Me i'm death and this is hell".

Chris looked confused "Hell? This looks like my room. Where are all the fiery pits, the demons poking people with pitchforks where is satan?". "Sorry to dissapoint you, but there is no hell... well at least the definition of hell that you believe. In reality hell is something personal, something you will hate. You see hell is a more anecdotal thing: You hated your life and wanted to be with death, now you are gonna live your whole life with death at your grasp but unable to die..." as soon as death say'd this Chris grabbed the knife he uses to cut himself and slitted his own throat as he was gurgling and choking on his own blood death proced "UNABLE TO DIE BY UNNATURAL WAYS!." As Chris stopped gurgling and flinching showing signs of death his wound quickly healed and he was back alive.

"You done dying?" Death asked. "So i can't die" Chris asked. "Nope you may only die by old age, cancer, non induced heartattack or any disease not medically treatable. Oh and you're late for school." Death responded. "OH FUCK FUCK FUCK!!!" Chris screamed as he remembered "Wait i can't go to school with you." Chris say'd. "Actually no one will care it will seem like normal to them. You are only one kid i the world with death by his side in this world but no one will give a quarter of a fuck"

As that Chris lived his life in "Hell" for the rest of his "life" He eventually got into a relationship with death but o they never got officially married because "no one gave a quarter of a fuck".

AN/ I AM FUCKEN BACK BABY!!!! So the reason why i didn't make a story for a long time is because i didn't have any ideas to this pic and at saturday i had a shitty internet crash, and on sunday i was full of shit to do. So i'm back and HAPPY FUCKEN HALLOWEEN MOTHAFUKAS!!!

"And he still won't let me hit" ~ Dearh

The pulsing lines on death are crazy, very cool!