A bunch of friends had thought up a messed in the head idea for some antiChrist like god. I decided to have a lil fun.:
Greetings my sheep, I am the Popernaut. If the Lord is your shepherd, then I am his butcher! I have ascended from the graves of the popes of millennia past to come and claim the souls of all sinners and to open a new hole of glory to all of His faithful followers. Join me and my Legion of re-animated priests and bishops and we shall cut a swath of death and glory to all who shall oppose our will! I am comprised to scale of 10000 feet of all the bones of the previous popes before me. Not only I am incased in bone but their muscles as well. on top of that i can extend my rib cage on command to encase me in a protective barrier to shield me from demonic possession. My spinal column is a crucifix made out of the form of digits which when cut spawn 1000 more!! This spinal digits help to for my wings made completely out of solidified spinal fluid. this digits prove useful as they are cut from my body, they form a new layer of digits which will eventually encase my body in another layer of bone. I am calling upon you to destroy anyone who dares try to interfere with my ultimate plan: REIGNING ONCE MORE IN A THRONE OF FLESH!!!! No one should stand in my way as you are inferior in more ways than one. To me your life is nothing more than an ant and if you amuse me I'll be merciful if not I'LL CRUSH YOU LIKE THE PARASITE YOU ARE!!!!!!!!!!!! All shall perish before my divinity as i have over 9000 times the strength of every person who lived or HAS lived on this EARTH!!! If you dare turn down my proposal you shall be condemned to a sentence of over 10 life times of diarrhea you shall have over the course of a day or at all at once its your choice. If you follow me on my conquest then you shall be rewarded. GO FORTH AND SPREAD THE WORD! YOUR WEAK AND PITIFUL MORTALS, DO YOUR DUTY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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