"At this the man called 'Awesomepants' raised his left foot, pulled his leg tightly in to his chest and held it there for a second. Then he suddenly snapped his foot outward, unleashing a powerful side kick that froze just inches before the nearest henchman's eyes. Such was the speed and power behind his kick that his pants hem cracked the air like a bullwhip. Then he calmly retracted his leg and said, 'my next strike will land. And it will hurt.'"