My first submission ever.
Hope I don't get Blammed

Hypnosis instructions:
Ok, Focus on the ball, then let your awareness expand to the corners of your vision while you focus on the golf ball. Then breathe in deeply, hold for two seconds, then exhale it all out, and breathe the scenery in again.

Once you've done the breathing technique 8 times, you are ready to move on to the next phase of the hypnosis. Let your mind completely relax, your muscles relax, and count down from 5 to 1. When you reach 1 you will be completely relaxed. Your mind will be at ease, and you will be able to go deeper, and deeper into the hole... deeper and deeper...

Relax and go deeper. relax and go down and down and down.... deeper and deeper. When you arrive at the bottom of the hole, you notice a guard there who is stern and severe with huge muscles and a weapon. They stop you for a brief second and then realize it's you and they immediately let you pass as you go to your private office where all your memories are filed.

As you go to your memory storage, you can review any memory you want. Anything. It's all there. You can even file things here and have easy access to them. Go and look in the filing cabinets and they're all there. Once you've reviewed them, put it back in the cabinet after you've received all the information you went there for. Or, if you've decided to file a new memory of something you don't want to forget, go ahead and place it in your main filing cabinet so you can have easy access and know right where it is.

Now that we're done here, there's a few other things your personal space can do. There's a phone on the wall where you can call -anyone- you want, just by thinking about them. It doesn't matter if it's someone you made up, someone you know already, or someone that died in the surface world. Here you can pick the receiver up, think about someone, push the green "send" button in the middle, and then hear their voice.

Now that you've explored, you've made whatever calls you needed to make, and you've filed the memory effectively, it's time to go back. You go out through the hallway and the guard salutes you as you enter the elevator. Going up. Coming up out of the hole, out of the hole, You're ascending out of the hole. Coming back to the surface, You count the floors, Ten floors to go, Nine, Eight, Seven, Six, Five... starting to see the light from the surface, Four, Three - the light approaching becomes brighter, Two, One! You have arrived at the surface and are completely awake and alert, feeling rested and energized. Your memory has improved and become sharper, and you feel more aware than you've ever felt before.

-Hail Cobra