HOLY CRAP! I ALMOST GOT HEAD SHOT!
Ohh boy, things just got real, BUT TO BE CONTINUED?! NO THIS CAN'T BE! I know I know, you want the exciting conclusion of this peculiar development, but be patient. You will get your fill soon enough. Remember, we still have another surprise later on this month.
Tune in in a couple of weeks to see what all the fuss is about. Will Maji survive this encounter? Why does this TV want to kill Maji?...Hell, how can the TV even try to kill Maji in the first place?!
More answers reviled in the next issue of Drift; stick around!