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NEW COLOR CAPTAIN(((comic)))

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(this description is bad, I'm probably gonna edit it to be NICE soon but I don't have fucking TIME!)

Last month I bought myself a new color captain, you know! The creatures that EVERYBODY USES to design their Newgrounds pages? Like I don't know why everyone doesn't wanna admit that they buy these damn things to do their graphic design for them. Do they want to look cool or something? I mean I know that they're illegal to own and stuff but COME ON! Be honest about the art you PAY OTHER PEOPLE TO DO! STOLEN VALOR MUCH? KAY?


I jinxed myself last month when I started talking about how color captains get addicted to jerking off and DIE! Why would I say that in front of him??? I PROBABLY GAVE HIM IDEAS.


Anyway, the new color captain decked me out with a cool ass HALLOWEEN SETUP! To be honest that old color captain bothered the crap out of me! He replaced my profile picture with some stupid Austin Powers meme for like 3 days without my consent! That was his brain malfunctioning from lack of semen retention I'd bet!


Either way take a look


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40 DAYS TILL HALLOWEEN BITCHES!!! THANKS FOR LOOKING! BYE!!!

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What sorts of wacky shenanigans this funny little man could possibly do? (Erm OBVIOUS sex joke come on man)

Keep on doing great work dude

www-auggy-gov responds:

Dude we'll have to see. I haven't bought insurance for him so he better not run in front of a train before OCT 31st! I only need him around till then!

5 sta! lucky lucky u!

rookie mistake. that's why i store cc sperm on my freezer.

www-auggy-gov responds:

Ikr, if you do that you can just copy your last one and replace em when the first one keels over so that none of your fans notice.

the way you draw is really credible and trustworthy. the colour captain thing is schizophrenic

www-auggy-gov responds:

Lol. Schizophrenic? Hoozat you must remind yourself. It is only a FUNNY DUDE hanging over a NEWGROUNDS SITE, but it wouldn't be make believe if you believe in me!

https://youtu.be/pBgCAyr7QDI?t=50

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